Things not to tell a woman having her third (or more)child

[Mama Ame]

1.) "Was it planned or an accident?" <--actually this should never be said.

2.) "Are you trying to compete with the Duggars"? <--Yes. Because three children is JUST like having 19.

3.) "Are you trying for a *insert a gender if you have two children of the other gender* <---Yes. Because my life will never be complete without a boy.

4.) For women who have a son and a daughter: "Why are you having another? You already have a boy and a girl." <---Because God forbid someone want more than one of each!

5.) You know how this happens right?" <---No. I have NO idea.  

[Zphal]

Wooow.

Some people lack any tact.  

[Mama Ame]

The one that makes me the most angry is the gender one. Obviously in my case the "Are you trying for a boy?"

I'm still debating on finding out the gender. Because now I kind of want to. But I might keep it a secret except for close friends. Because I swear if it's a boy and I hear "Now you can stop!" or if it's another girl and I hear "You'll get your boy next time." I'm going to go off.  

[wellwisher]

Mama Ame

5.) You know how this happens right?" <---No. I have NO idea.

Wait, really? people ask this? That's surprising.  

[Mama Ame]

wellwisher

Mama Ame

5.) You know how this happens right?" <---No. I have NO idea.

Wait, really? people ask this? That's surprising.

I kid you not.

And then you get "Well don't you use birth control?"

1.) Whether or not I use birth control is no ones business (and we used condoms)

2.) Other than abstinence and a hysterectomy no birth control is 100%. Even women who have had their tubes tied have gotten pregnant. And if a man has a vasectomy he has to use an alternate form of contraceptive for several months afterwards.  

[Zphal]

Mama Ame

wellwisher

Mama Ame

5.) You know how this happens right?" <---No. I have NO idea.

Wait, really? people ask this? That's surprising.

I kid you not.

And then you get "Well don't you use birth control?"

1.) Whether or not I use birth control is no ones business (and we used condoms)

2.) Other than abstinence and a hysterectomy no birth control is 100%. Even women who have had their tubes tied have gotten pregnant. And if a man has a vasectomy he has to use an alternate form of contraceptive for several months afterwards.

Thankfully condoms have been 100% effective for hubs and I. @__@  

[Zphal]

Mama Ame

The one that makes me the most angry is the gender one. Obviously in my case the "Are you trying for a boy?"

I'm still debating on finding out the gender. Because now I kind of want to. But I might keep it a secret except for close friends. Because I swear if it's a boy and I hear "Now you can stop!" or if it's another girl and I hear "You'll get your boy next time." I'm going to go off.

Cue, you have a boy and it turns out she's trans. xd  

[Prof. Moonie]

rolleyes  

[Mama Ame]

Zphal

Mama Ame

The one that makes me the most angry is the gender one. Obviously in my case the "Are you trying for a boy?"

I'm still debating on finding out the gender. Because now I kind of want to. But I might keep it a secret except for close friends. Because I swear if it's a boy and I hear "Now you can stop!" or if it's another girl and I hear "You'll get your boy next time." I'm going to go off.

Cue, you have a boy and it turns out she's trans. xd

At least both Olivia and Alexandria have names that are easily turned masculine xd  

[cool4]

If people ask how it happened you should just give them the plot to extant. You're inexplicably pregnant after space travel.  

[Hiddochi wolf]

cool4

If people ask how it happened you should just give them the plot to extant. You're inexplicably pregnant after space travel.

 

[Mama Ame]

^ Truth.