Chase Q Family Farm

[Draconia St George]

Flashback!!!!

The Saturday before Cryptmas.

The Backyard Monster Wrestling Federation presents:

Howliday Havok!

The wrestling ring was set up in the middle of the Q family barnyard, just like it had been all those months ago for La Fuega's scintillating debut. Since that day, she, along with her monstrous companions Uno and Dos, Los Monstruos de Destructos, had managed to come out on top more often than not in their quest for backyard wrestling dominance.

In fact, La Fuega was still the Boo-mbshell's champion, a fact she could scarely boo-lieve. It was uhh-mazing how much a mask could change a monster's personality.

La Fuega peeked out of her dressing room, a tent set up about ten feet away from the ring. From there she had a good view of the crowd who were starting to come in, sitting on the bales of hay that made up the BMWF's bleachers. Tonight was going to be grimteresting. She would be teaming, not only with Dos from Los Monstruos, but a new growlpler - an unknown element!

"Challenger Deep," La Fuega wondered as she looked out at the monsters filtering in. "Where are you?"

There were some monsters that she had NO problem finding, however, and that was their opponents for the night; the New Dead. The confrontation that those Draugr boys had with La Fuega and her team at the SKRM finals had created incredible buzz for this event, and now they were out there, boasting to whomever would listen that they would win tonight - a win that would get them a contract with BMWF AND the services of Harry Herne as their eternal valet.

Yes...this was a match that La Fuega knew in her fiery heart that she HAD to win, for Harry's sake!  

[Marianna Trench]

"Thanks for the ride DAD!" Marianna shouts, slamming the car door, dashing off her bag in hand, running through the house, out the back door, and into the tent, just feet away form the right and her very own debut!

"I'm here!" She gasped, in her wrestling arrive and make-up. Like she'd changed, hair and make-up, while running into the tent. seemed like she was good at it too. "And more then ready to win this!" She pounded a fin into her other hand getting into character.  

[Harry Herne]

A sleepy Harry yawned and stretched and hit the side of the cage....THE CAGE!? He tried to jump up and slammed his head on the roof of his prison. The cage rocked back and forth which was when Harry realized the cage hung in the air. Grabbing the bars, he peered down and shouted for help.

"Hello? I've been imprisoned by the Manster! HEEEEEEEEEEELP!"

Where was he!? And why was there a weird roped off structure below him?  

[Draconia St George]

"Challenger! You made it!" La Fuega beamed under her mask. Now this would be a show! Without the mask, Draconia St. George would have been undyingly nervous to face off against the New Dead with a hundred monstery faces watching on. But La Fuega...to her this was her destiny! "We don't have much time! Come on!"

The two luchadoras slipped scarefully to the tent where their tag partner, Dos of Los Monstruos was getting ready. A Centaur, a Leviathan and a Dragon were an eclectic trios team to be sure. But, each of them was a perfect counter to one of the New Dead. La Fuega could match Moldy's high flying moves thanks to her, well, flight. Challenger Deep had a mouth just as smart as Hexavier and she was probably twice as crafty. And Dos easily weighed as much as Corps-E Tinypants. And he wasn't even wearing any pants!

"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, NEW SALEM! DON'T YOU SCARE BE SOUR! CLAP! FOR THE NEW DEAD! AND FEEEEEEEEL THE POWAHHHHH!"

The strategy session was cut short. Apparently, the New Dead didn't want to wait! They posed underneath the small shark-cage-sized cage Harry Herne was in (Had they agreed to have him in a cage?! La Fuega didn't recall), and they were going to the ring...fright...now!!!!  

[Harry Herne]

"You...you...THIS NOT CRUEL! LET ME OUT!"

"Corps-E, did you hear a voice?"

"Sure did, Hexavier! How about you, Moldy?"

"Oh yea...but who could it be!?"

All three looked around the crowd and began to ask the same thing in unison in highpitched voices.

"Who? Who? Whowhowho?"

All three looked up at the cage.

"Look! It's our Once and Future Slave! He'll be glad we're the boss of him soon cause....NEW DEAD ROTS! NEW DEAD ROTS! NEW DEAD ROTS!"

Harry made a face as Hexavier started to play the trombone, Moldy started to skip and clap, and Corps-E....crimson and clover...Corps-E began to shake his butt at everyone.

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!"  

[Marianna Trench]

Outwardly Marianna looked as fierce as she possibly could, scream but inwardly she was as giddy as a 4laugh school ghoul!! A battle of the mic! And now it was their turn!

"NewDeadRocks?! NewDeadROCKS? Did you say NewDEADRocks?!?!" Marianna shouted as loud as she could once she stepped into the the ring. She could see the confusion on the face of her team mates, but flashed them a smile. She bounced on the right rope and continued her verbal assault on the other team

"Yeah that's right! New Dead Does Rock! And they'll be sinking like a stone to the very bottom of the ocean once I'm done with them!" The crowd cheered!!

She pointed up the the cage, "And don't you worry Harry, I'll be tearing into that cage with my teeth as soon as we are done taking out the Ghoulie-O eating Trash over here! No one likes a bully and he wont be anyone's tasty treat!"

She drops the mic, and glares at the NewDead. They do the same and get into their corners.

"Hehe! That was fun!" She giggles and whispers to her team. "So who wanted to start?"  

[Draconia St George]

"I'm up!" La Fuega stepped into the ring, but this was a miscalculation on her part. The New Dead looked at her, snickered, and sent in Corps-E Tinypants. La Fuega was not a small ghoul, but Corps-E must have weighed nearly a literall ton! The ring shook underneath the weight of his enormous pecs and tiny, tiny pants.

"New! Dead Rocks! New! Dead Rocks!" Corpse-E tried to lead the crowd in a chant and clap, but they weren't having any of it. La Fuega pointed up towards Harry.

"Let's ask him how much you rock!" She shouted. Corps-E raised his head to shout at Harry, and that distraction was all that La Fuega needed! She hopped up to the top rope in the corner and hit-

"EL BO! She hit El Bo on Corps-E!" Skelita Calavares, well known as La Fuega's numero uno fan, shouted in joy as the Winged Wonder took flight, looking to connect with Corps-E. But-

*bounce!*

Corps-E's undead status made him about as dense as a brick wall (and twice as smart!), and La Fuega's El Bo just bounced off.

"Oof!" La Fuega fell backwards towards the ropes. She bounced off with renewed energy and flipped over Corps-E. She was going for a sunset flip - but the big manster was just TOO big. Instead of flipping him over, Corps-E just SAT DOWN on top of La Fuega. The refereaper went for the count-

1!

2!!

Thr-NO!

La Fuega just barely managed to kick out, getting a shoulder off the mat and stopping the count before three! Corps-E turned to the refereaper to protest, giving La Fuega a chance to recover. She reached towards her corner...

"TAG!"

The refereaper called it! La Fuega tagged in Challenger Deep!  

[Marianna Trench]

"Yess!!" She hissed Happily! flipping over the turn-buckle into the ring.

"Welcome to MY ocean! And In My Ocean you're just a little fish!" And the toanting began! "Oh Wow, I never release how heart Tasty heart you were... You just so... heart Biiigg heart " And just like that Teenage horMoans come into play as Marianna admired his form!

"Who ME?! Tastey? Nu-uh!" The Duo circles each other, but once Corps-E fearfully runs to his side of the ring, he swiftly tags in Moldy! Whom bounces in the the right. This brought Challenger Deep Right back into action mode.

The circle again and Challenger goes in the the grab, going into a arm-bar and dragging Moldy down, deep-down, to the depths of the mat! But the crafty Moldy excapes the hold with a flip, and twist, and both opponents head tothe Ropes bounceing off, Challenger gets to him first Delivering Clothes Line that hits him like a tidal wave!

Groaning, Moldy tags in Hexavier, while Challenger Deep Tags in Dos!!  

[Harry Herne]

Harry's eyes widened in horror at the violence.SO UNCRUEL. MUCH NOT ZEN.
VERY UNGROOVY. He needed to protest this with signs and vigorous wagging but could a caged warrior of social justice do?

idea

He reached inside his goblin-crafted and in no way culture appropriated bag, rooted around...YES! Out popped his Drum Circle of Peace drum! Beating out a groovy rhythm, Harry began to sing....

"All I am screeching, is give peace a chance...."  

[Chase Q]

Dos BOUNDS over the ropes, putting up both 'dukes' toward Hexavier who immediately holds up both claws, backing off and telling the 'referee' to make one-half of the BMW tag champs to fight fair!

No sooner does Dos reluctantly put his fists down than does Hexavier give him a thumb through the ol' peephole in his mask, poking him in the ... well, the peeper! Dos's partners, Challenger Deep and La Fuega, called foul from their corner, but the moment Dos shook the cobwebs and got his sight back, he blinked at the curios sight before him:

Hexavier marching around the ring, playing his trombone instead of taking advantage of Dos's temporiscary disadvantage! Dos looked at his partners with arms held out, but they seemed just as perplexed as he was!

Dos then reared back on his hind legs and KICKED the trombone from Hexavier's claws, sending it scattering across the ring!

"HEY!" Hexavier cried, grabbing Dos by his beefy arm and tried to send him into the corner of the New Dead but couldn't budge the bulky centaur!

Dos then reversed it and sent Hexavier into the ropes and reared down for a back body drop...

La Fuega and Challenger Deep looked up and over at the flying New Dead member who sailed toward the cage where poor Harry was being held...

**CLANG!!!**

Hexavier got up from the mat on wobbly legs and fell back against the ropes and then saw a horrifying sight:

DOS MARCHING ACROSS THE RING, PLAYING THE TROMBONE -- much to the amusement of his partners as well as the fans! Hexavier could only point silently, mouth and eyes wide open -- and he POUNCED -- right on the back of Dos!

Dos looked around, swinging back and firth as the smaller Hexavier clung to him, feet dangling off the mat! Dos rolled his eyes and marched over to his corner and tagged La Fuega back in!  

[Draconia St George]

Poor, gentle Harry! This battle over him was such a strain for his peace-loving peacefulness! They had to end this quickly, for the sake of his delicate countenance. La Fuega had been tagged in by Dos, and she grabbed Hexavier, flipping him over with a Northern Frights Spookplex! The refereaper slid in to count Hexavier's shoulders down-

1!!!

2!!!

NO! Moldy grabbed La Fuega by the ankle and dragged her off of Hexavier!

"HEY!" Dos shouted. He jumped into the ring to protest, but Corps-E came in as well and the two crashed into each other! That left Challenger Deep all alone in her corner, so she shrugged, came in, and started laying chops into Hexavier. Everything had gone completely to chaos!

La Fuega whipped Moldy into the corner turnbuckle. Moldy flipped up, finding himself sitting on the top turnbuckle. This was her chance! La Fuega ran towards the turnbuckle and hopped up - right on Moldy's shoulders! She hooked her legs around his neck and-

HURRICANRANA flip! Moldy crashed to the mat and La Fuega went to pin him. But the refereaper refused to count - Moldy wasn't the legal manster. Hexavier was!  

[Marianna Trench]

Challenger charged at Hexavier driving her shoulder into his midsecion, pinning him to the turn buckle. This then turned into a belly to belly suplex and landed him on his back directly in front a waiting Draconia.

But the Refereaper was having None of this!! He demanded the illegal members:

"GET OUT!! All O YA!"

Disgruntled, Challenger looked at Dos, and both shrugged, but not with out shooting some Death Stares in the direction of New dead.

Once on the other side of the apron, Challenger shouts words of encouragement

"Get 'im La Fuega!"  

[Harry Herne]

Harry's protest seemed to be failing spooktacularly, Just as he began to lose heart, a portal opened in the cage and out popped Gobbledygook.

"Don't worry, Young Master, we'll help!"

Goobledygook began to sing with Harry. This was great! They would overcome! They would...wait...we? Another portal popped open and out came a goblin. And another. And another. And another. Uh oh!

"No more help! NO MORE HELP!"

But the goblins kept coming. Now, the New Dead were good wrestlers but they were AWFUL cage-makers. The cage swelled dangerously with numerous goblins and then exploded. Goblins and Harry rained down into the ring, causing further chaos. Harry landed in the arms of Challenger Deep.  

[Marianna Trench]

"Whoah! Whoah!! Look out!" Challenger shouts!! Reaching out her arms she re-positions herself sprinting to run and catch Harry in her arms!

"I've Got You!" She flashes him a shark-thoothly smile of her pearly whites.
"Don't worry, tasty, No ones taking a bite outa you, as long as I'm here." She sets him on his feet.

That was when the Corps-E charged around the ring and Speared Challenger to the floor!

"Hay whats the big idea!?" She shouts at him, "I'm not even legal!"

"Yeah but the crowd loves this stuff." He whispers to, in an attempt to grapple.

"Ghoul! You're slippery!" Unfortunately for Corps-E, Challenger was a very slippery ghoul, making it nearly impossible to truly get a hold on her, her scales created a invisible lining for when she swims, protecting her scales from the dry weather of winter.

"I can't help it! I'm from the Deepest Depth of the Ocean." She flips him up and over her head and pins him to his back.
"So whats with the tiny pants?" She couldn't help but ask, something she was really enjoying as she wrestled was to have conversations as they entertained. Why not entertain their selves as well. Just because they were opponents didn't mean they couldn't be friends.

"They really are refreshing. I'll lend you a pair, Seems the cold doesn't bother you either." They both get to their feet, Then he returned to character, pointing to Harry! "He Belongs to New Dead!"

Challenger retorts with a vocal, in character.

"NEVER!"

She jumps up onto the ring Apron, then jumps on him cross-bodied as he catches her and they both fall back. "Tsunami Splash!" She shouts her signature move to the crowd, then bounces back up.  

[Chase Q]

Meanwhile ...

Moldy and Hexavier both had hold of one of La Fuega's arms as Dos tried to intervene but the booficial tried to prevent the Los Monstruos de Destructos member from getting involved illegally -- despite that is the exact same thing the New Dead was doing at this very moment!

Moldy and Hexavier draped La Fuega's arms over their heads and made for a vertical booplex, but the Boo-mbshell Champion countered and brought both New Dead boos crashing over with a double booplex of her own! The crowd was on it's feet for that move, but none more so than uber fan Skelita Calaveras!

Dos suddenly jumped O-V-E-R the booficial, tired of not being involved -- and sent Hexavier flipping in midair with a Clothesline From Salem! Hexavier flopped on the mat and was ripe for the pickings to be the victim of the Tsunami Splash from Challenger! Then the piece de resistance -- La Fuega locked Hexavier in the Dragon Statement! Dos and Challenger headed Corps-E and Moldy off just long enough for Hexavier to tap out!

The bell rang and the fans cheered the end result of the Howliday Havoc Pain Event!

Holt Hyde jumped into the ring and called out, "Oh YEAHHHHHH! Your winners, boos and ghouls, ladeeks and gentlemansters! Dos! Challenger Deep! And your Boo-mbshell Champion, La Fuega Terrible!"

The crowd stood and cheered as Dos, Challenger and La Fuega spellebrated in the ring as the New Dead moped about their loss! Suddenly "Welcome to the Monsterdom" started to play and the (air quote) "GM" of the BMW, Whinnie Q, walked out from the back. She was met with applause as she, all smiles, trotted out to the ring.

She smiled and waved and then said, "Ah wanna thank y'all for comin' out here an' makin' Howliday Havoc a success!"

Crowd pop!

"Ah also wanna congratulate the winners y'all see in the ring here tonight, but also ... ah wanna congratulate the newest members to the BMW roster -- THE NEW DEAD!"

The crowd was shocked -- but none more so than the New Dead themselves! Corps-E, Moldy and Hexavier all gawked wide eyed and slack jawed at the GM, and then broke into a wild celebration with Hexavier starting in on his trombone!

Inside of the ring, La Fuega looked at Dos curiously and he shrugged and winked at her.

"Why not? It's Cryptmas!"