Encounter with the AAY

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Slowly move toward her with murderous intent and blood lust.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Execute him by guillotine.  

[Ember Terran]

Revolutionary firing squad

Viva la revolution!  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Hit her with a shoe.  

[KBiT]

Look him up and down, try to do the one eyebrow raise (and fail miserably; curse my genetics)  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Have her sent to a torture and interrogation camp for questioning, then execute her for being a rebel.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Beat him with a shoe due to me thinking Kbit was a he.  

[KBiT]

Tell him a long story involving avatarial gender-bending  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Try to recruit him to rebel against evil space ninjas  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Keep him under surveillance, in case he tries anything funny.  

[KBiT]

Remind him who he should be watching, with lethal force  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Ask if I can borrow his gun. Too many zombies, not enough firepower.  

[Ember Terran]

Play rock paper scissors with; winner gets to dual wield the .45 pistols  

[GoldenFraggle]

Stands at a safe distance and gets sword ready.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Oh, hello. How are your teeth? Do they need to be drilled and pulled, or are you taking good care of them?