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Astraea Pandora

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 3:03 pm


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Ink looked left, then right, then, he very slowly pushed his way into the Kiss-O-Gram office. He was dressed in a form of disguise that his mother would be proud of; over sized sun glasses, his hair all tucked under a baseball cap, and his saddle bags sitting far back on his hips, conveniently covering his cutie mark up.

He cleared his throat and carefully spoke to the phony in the shop.

"Hello. I wish to buy some of your Kiss-O-Grams for somephony, what do I need to do..?"

Tristam Lockhart
PostPosted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 4:08 pm


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CC finished stitching up the last alteration to one of her costumes when she heard the little bell above the shop door. Putting away all the needles she used, much more then anyone should had used, she stepped out to the desk and smiled brightly. "Well, that's very simple to do, handsome."

She gave a soft chuckled, pausing for a moment to have a good look at him but shook her head. The attire was strange, and obviously wanting to keep anonymous, but it wasn't the first customer who had done so, althought the golden hooves seemed familliar...

CC took up a simple form and put it down on the desk. "All you have to do is fill this out and pay the fee. It's all very simple, sweetie." She purrred.

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Tristam Lockhart

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Astraea Pandora

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 01, 2013 2:32 pm


"Ah ha, it is that simple is it?" Ink spoke very carefully and grumbled to himself. He spoke, wrote, and read English and French fluently, but whenever he had to hide his accent he felt like he couldn't form a decent sentence. He began filling out the form, but noticed colorful garb behind the mare.

"Hmm..." he looked back and forth between the form and the costumes behind C.C. "What are those..? Do you wear z..." he clears his throat "wear them as well?"

Tristam Lockhart
PostPosted: Mon Jul 01, 2013 3:17 pm


"Hmm?" She looked back at the rack of costumes, not noticing the slight slip of the tongue, before smiling at the customer once again. "Yes, I do. If you turn around the paper I gave you, there is a list of costumes I have available at the moment."

"The shiny red dress here is one of the more popular ones. Based off Jessica Rabbit's." She giggled softly. "Of course, the most popular one is a classic, the french maid outfit."

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Tristam Lockhart

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Astraea Pandora

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 2:59 pm


Ink nearly wrote off the paper when she mentioned french maid. His mother would had had a fit at the phrase "french maid" because "ANY PHONY CAN BE PUTTINZING ON ZE LEETLE DREZZINGZ AND BE ZE MAIDZ WHY MUZT EET BE ZE FRENCH?!?!" Ink closed his eyes and tapped himself on the forehead with his hoof trying to banish his mother from his brain. This wasn't the time to be thinking of her.

The form, spanning a week beginning the next day, took a long time for the stallion to fill out. He spent a long time browsing the costume catalog, asking a few questions even thought it was taxing on him to negate his accent. In the end, he passed across a very long, full form and laid down several large bills on top of it.

"I thank you for your help. I hope that these instructions are not difficult for you to follow. I am very sure my friend will be delighted."

Tristam Lockhart
PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 4:14 pm


CC walked over, looking over the form to make sure there was no instruction too far-fetched, but it all seem in order. She hardly looked at the name but to make sure it was TACO, nor the residence of that horn dog. Turning to smiled sweetly at stallion, she took the bills and the form, putting them away behind her desk. "You are a very good friend, certainly hoping to cheer this fellow up, aren't ya?" She grinned and nodded. "Everything is order and I'll be sure that he gets what your paid for."


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Tristam Lockhart

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Astraea Pandora

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 5:22 pm


Ink waved his hoof. "Ah ha, well he is a big fan of yours, so I am sure he will appreciate the surprises."

~tiny little skip to the next day~

MONDAY:

"Please go to the bench under the old oak tree in town circle with a couple of red apples in a basket. (He loves red apples). Please dress in something frilly and cute. He will know you are waiting for him because of the red apples. When he approaches you, tell him, "You make the apples of my cheeks red." and kiss his cheek."

Tristam Lockhart
These will most likely all be silly and really terrible/corny XD I apologize in advance.
PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 5:38 pm


CC dressed up frilly tanned dress and vest with a cowgirl-ish feel. Checking her surroundings for a moment, she took a seat the bench with the basket of red apples. Dusting her skirts off, she looked around curiously with a small smile, the requests were corny and somewhat-cute.

Astraea Pandora
Peeeerfect

Tristam Lockhart

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Astraea Pandora

Crew

PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 5:54 pm


Many many phony passed, some giving CC a funny look and some nodding at her as they went along until a very annoying and very familiar purple stallion stopped, grinning at her.

"CC! What a zurprize! Izn't it a bit warm for ziz get up?" he pointed to her costume. "Hey applez! Don't mind if I do." He scooped one up out of the basket and started to chow down on it. "Zo what are you doing 'ere?" he asked through a mouthful of fruit as he sat down next to her on the bench.

Tristam Lockhart
PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 6:34 pm


C.C.'s eyes narrow slightly at the sight of the other, evne more so when he grabbed up one of her apples without permission. She zero in on the golden hooves. "Oh, I should had known....." She rolled her eyes and cleared her throat.."You make the apples of my cheeks red." She kissed his cheek. "You naughty thing of a boy."


Astraea Pandora

Tristam Lockhart

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Astraea Pandora

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 6:45 pm


Ink purrs and picks up one of the apples, offering it to CC. "Whatever do you mean?" he says. "I didn't do anyzhing.."

He grins wider then the Cheshire Cat when she says her little key phrase and gives her skirt a playful tug. "Oh? Iz zis true? Well your faze cheekz do not zeem to be red, zo maybe zey are ze wrong onez?" He tugs her skirt again, winking. "Ztand up and let me check?" he slides down the bench a little before she tries to hit him with the apple basket.

Tristam Lockhart
PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 7:05 pm


C.C. gave an exaggerated gasp, a blush appearing on her cheeks before getting off the bench to go after him. "You wrenched naughty boy! Come here, and you'll see whose cheeks will be red!"


Astraea Pandora

Tristam Lockhart

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Astraea Pandora

Crew

PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 7:26 pm


Ink laughed and through up his hooves in surrender. "Oi Oi, my friend did not pay you to beat me!" he laughed, catching up her hooves in his and then tickling her sides lightly. He picked up one of the apples that dropped to the ground when the mare had come after him and pressed it to her lips. " 'ere, you'll work up a big appetite if you keep zat up.."

Tristam Lockhart
PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 7:56 pm


CC allowed herself to be stopped, raising an eyebrow at the apple before taking a rather vicious bite out of it. Chewing it slowly she walked around him with a quirk on her lips before swallowing. "Your friend paid me to kiss you, beating you up is free of charge, love."

Astraea Pandora

Tristam Lockhart

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Astraea Pandora

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 8:12 pm


Ink took the apple she just bit and licked the edges around the bite mark before taking a pretty large bite himself. "Oh iz zat zo? No wonder you are very popular! Everyone likez free zingz, zo per'apes I will zave zat on for anozther time!" He takes another bite and chews. "Bezidez I am zure zat my friend did not pay you for ze 'ole day."

The stallion finishes off the apple and places the core on CC's nose. With a smirk, he turns and starts ambling off. "Bonne soirée belle femme. Per'apes we zhall zee eachothzer again zoon!" he says with a wave and continues down the street in the direction he was heading when he stopped to chat with her.

Tristam Lockhart
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