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marzipancakes

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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 10:22 am
I WANNA HOLD YOU CLOSE LIKE IT'S THE VERY FIRST TIME  
PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 10:40 am
I may of may not have booked us a room.  

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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 10:42 am
HYYEEE~ ;D  
PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 6:52 pm

Are you sure you want it like prom night?

Cheap beer, premature ejaculation, awkward groping, one star motels, and bad formalwear?
 

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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 10:48 pm
The Reverend Menagerie

Are you sure you want it like prom night?

Cheap beer, premature ejaculation, awkward groping, one star motels, and bad formalwear?


That was your prom?  
PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2013 5:20 am
Neuneu
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Are you sure you want it like prom night?

Cheap beer, premature ejaculation, awkward groping, one star motels, and bad formalwear?


That was your prom?

No. I skipped my prom in favor of just ******** the girl I was dating at the time in her parent's house while they were on vacation. Saved a couple hundred dollars.
 

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PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 6:35 am
The Reverend Menagerie
Neuneu
The Reverend Menagerie

Are you sure you want it like prom night?

Cheap beer, premature ejaculation, awkward groping, one star motels, and bad formalwear?


That was your prom?

No. I skipped my prom in favor of just ******** the girl I was dating at the time in her parent's house while they were on vacation. Saved a couple hundred dollars.
That sounds like the... Best. Night. Ever.  
PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 2:39 pm
Sannie P
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Neuneu
The Reverend Menagerie

Are you sure you want it like prom night?

Cheap beer, premature ejaculation, awkward groping, one star motels, and bad formalwear?


That was your prom?

No. I skipped my prom in favor of just ******** the girl I was dating at the time in her parent's house while they were on vacation. Saved a couple hundred dollars.
That sounds like the... Best. Night. Ever.



If I remember it correctly, it was typical teenage sex. She barely moved around, I came too quickly, and it was just awkward once we both mostly sobered up.

I could be thinking about my marriage, though.
 

The Reverend Menagerie

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