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So I got one of those woman period cups. Never. Again.

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Xiporah

PostPosted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 4:25 am
Exactly how big do they think vaginas are? This mother ******** is like 3 inches in circumference.

I know the frame is bendable, but how is it supposed to open up and suction against my cervix? I don't think the inside of my vag is that big. When I am unaroused, it's about an inch and a half to the cervix.

I watched the insertion video.
I read the directions

My p***y hurts from trying to cram it in. The video showed it majestically just gliiiiiiding into the v****a. Lies. Lies and slander.

I can't even fit this ******** thing in my v****a. It's less than half an inch from poking out of the hole.


now everyone leave me the ******** alone about trying these newfangled, stupid period cups. I did. i'm angry and frustrated and now my p***y ******** hurts from trying to cram it in there for five ******** minutes while sitting in front of a computer


on the plus side, I now no longer have 'my v****a is too big' confidence issues though.
 
PostPosted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:35 pm
That's weird, mine always fits with no problems. But do whatever works for you!  

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:37 pm
Everyone's cervix is positioned differently. Mine is SUPER far back. Maybe yours is super close?  
PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 4:02 pm
I had one of those. Threw it out the exact same day I got it. I got the smallest one possible and when I inserted it and it expanded I was in so much pain I nearly burst into tears on the spot.

Never again, tampons 4 lyfe  

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Xiporah

PostPosted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 8:54 am
It is really close to the opening. I have to check on my IUD filament after each period, so I know it's pretty close.

It also was not a divacup. It was SoftCup and it felt like I was trying to cram a ziplock baggie inside my vag. I got it as a free sample so I figured I would try it out.

I dunno, I just feel like I am too ******** old to be dealing with experimental period products. I have been using tampons with no hassle or trouble for 20 years now, and...just...if it's not broken, don't try to fix it.  
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