I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives..
Hikari Aijuntani is voting for Time Periods because they have THIS awesome idea for it: If this is the one chosen, I think it would be great for each Time Period was represented by a different country. Medieval era could be Japan for Feudalism, Victorian Age could be England (steampunk!), etc.
...I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!