Joking for Gold Contest! ☺

[nagarebosh1]

Hi Hi everyone! xd

Ready to earn some more Gold and Prizes? whee

Here is another contest for you all to win some! Are you excited? I am wink

Well here it goes, The person who can make us smile the most will get the prize! 3nodding

Did I mention how? As you can see with Jokes of course! 3nodding The funniest Joker will get a huge amount of nothing! Kidding, Gold of course. lol <--- That was horrible sweatdrop

The Contest is forever on going, Picking a Winner Every week . cool


1 Winner: 1B
2 Runner-up: 500mil

Now, make us laugh biggrin

May the Odds ever be in Your favor (;

 

[Cuddly Bubbles]

What do you call a fake noodle?

An Im-PASTA!!  

[PatchesVonGore]

LOL oh dear.. xD;;

If we're doing puns, I mean. I could tell some bear ones,

but they tend to get a little grizzly. wink


ihatemylifethatwassobad.  

[nagarebosh1]

Cuddly Bubbles

What do you call a fake noodle?

An Im-PASTA!!

I don't get this one >.>, Want to help explain?  

[nagarebosh1]

PatchesVonGore

LOL oh dear.. xD;;

If we're doing puns, I mean. I could tell some bear ones,

but they tend to get a little grizzly. wink


ihatemylifethatwassobad.

Haha oooh that was goood xd  

[Cuddly Bubbles]

nagarebosh1

Cuddly Bubbles

What do you call a fake noodle?

An Im-PASTA!!

I don't get this one >.>, Want to help explain?

An imposter =Im-pasta  

[badsnowy377]

ok so hears a skunk joke
... oh never mind it stinks


and a dirty joke...
what is the similarity between a pregnat woman and burnt toast?
u just wish u took it out sooner  

[nagarebosh1]

Cuddly Bubbles

nagarebosh1

Cuddly Bubbles

What do you call a fake noodle?

An Im-PASTA!!

I don't get this one >.>, Want to help explain?

An imposter =Im-pasta

loooooool ooooh! hahhaa I get it now xd  

[Cuddly Bubbles]

nagarebosh1

Hi Hi everyone! xd

Ready to earn some more Gold and Prizes? whee

Here is another contest for you all to win some! Are you excited? I am wink

Well here it goes, The person who can make us smile the most will get the prize! 3nodding

Did I mention how? As you can see with Jokes of course! 3nodding The funniest Joker will get a huge amount of nothing! Kidding, Gold of course. lol <--- That was horrible sweatdrop

The Contest is forever on going, Picking a Winner Every 3 Days. cool


1 Winner: 10k
2 Runner-ups: 5k
Participants: 1k

Now, make us laugh biggrin

May the Odds ever be in Your favor (;

Am i allowed to do another one?

If I am the Here's one!



A kid wrote in his maths answer sheet.

Dear algebra

I am sick & tired of finding your X.
... Just accept the fact that she's gone.
Move on dude, find someone else.

Don't even ask Y!!





And one for fun!!!



What did one math book say to the other math book?

"I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"  

[nagarebosh1]

badsnowy377

ok so hears a skunk joke
... oh never mind it stinks


and a dirty joke...
what is the similarity between a pregnat woman and burnt toast?
u just wish u took it out sooner

looool you are a baaad man wink  

[nagarebosh1]

Cuddly Bubbles

nagarebosh1

Hi Hi everyone! xd

Ready to earn some more Gold and Prizes? whee

Here is another contest for you all to win some! Are you excited? I am wink

Well here it goes, The person who can make us smile the most will get the prize! 3nodding

Did I mention how? As you can see with Jokes of course! 3nodding The funniest Joker will get a huge amount of nothing! Kidding, Gold of course. lol <--- That was horrible sweatdrop

The Contest is forever on going, Picking a Winner Every 3 Days. cool


1 Winner: 10k
2 Runner-ups: 5k
Participants: 1k

Now, make us laugh biggrin

May the Odds ever be in Your favor (;

Am i allowed to do another one?

If I am the Here's one!



A kid wrote in his maths answer sheet.

Dear algebra

I am sick & tired of finding your X.
... Just accept the fact that she's gone.
Move on dude, find someone else.

Don't even ask Y!!





And one for fun!!!



What did one math book say to the other math book?

"I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"

Yeah sure! as much as you want, this is a forever on going contest. So go all out if you must. Great jokes too! xd math xp  

[xxcutiegirl99xx]

(A State Joke)
What do you call 2,000 pounds of laundry?
A Washing-ton!  

[Bariana]

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?













To find Pooh... emotion_facepalm  

[Bariana]

Doctor: I'm very sorry but you have 10 to live.
Patient: 10 what?
Doctor: 9...  

[Bariana]

A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”