Tell me your problems and I will give you really bad advice

[John Stamos is in a tree]

That's right

For a limited time only, I am here to give you astoundingly horrible advice

cool  

[supreme_slayer]

I owe 50 bucks for a late fee at the library. What should I do?  

[John Stamos is in a tree]

Screw the library, 50 dollars will buy you a decent meal at Red Lobsters.  

[supreme_slayer]

Thanks! What should I do about the dog eating all my homework?  

[John Stamos is in a tree]

Let it. One unknown fact about dogs is their need for paper. It has nutrients good for them

Also your teachers know this so if you tell them, they'll understand and give you a pass on the homework :3  

[Sepren Maelstrom]

How can I help the new foreign exchange student feel welcome?  

[John Stamos is in a tree]

Rubbing his face in broccoli and forcing him to do the macarena naked.  

[Sepren Maelstrom]

Ahh, yes, wonderful! I will teach him the dance of my people. =D  

[bluefox7]

I have this guy that owes me money, what should i do?

ninja  

[John Stamos is in a tree]

Break into his house and steal from him

An eye for an eye  

[John Stamos is in a tree]

That's why it's "really bad advice" ninja  

[John Stamos is in a tree]

Jimmy Joshxas

Lady Burt Reynolds

That's why it's "really bad advice" ninja

Well I'm not balling them out cause that's not my job. ninja Buy they way I stole your bra, the one you were wearing.

I knew it was you