The Greatest (And Funniest) quotes of Man-(And Furry-)Kind..

[sandrock_buck]

"Good furs die hard!!!" -The Jack online comic
"I'd rather die on four paws than live on two feet."-Unknown
"Friendly Fire-isn't"-Unknown
"Incoming fire has the right of way."-Unknown
"War does not determine who is right. Only who is left."-Burtrand Russel
"If the enemy is in range. So are you."-Infantry Journal
"Aim towards the enemy."-Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher
"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."-U.S. Army Training Notice
"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."-U.S. Air Force Marshal
"Tracers work both ways."-U.S. Army Ordinance
"Teamwork is essential; it gives them other people to shoot at."-Unknown
"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."-General Douglas MacArthur
"Whoever does not miss the Soviet Union has no heart. Whoever wants it back has no brain."-Vladimir Putin
"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very, accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."-USAF Ammo Troop
"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."- Robert Bloch
"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."- Louis Hector Berlioz
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."-Unknown
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."-Unknown
"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."-Unknown
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."-Unknown
"This is a quantum car. I don't know where I am, but I'm going really fast."-Unknown
"It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."-Drew Carey
"Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."-Charles Pierce
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.” –Albert Einstein
“Not all those who wander are lost.” –J.R. Tolkien
“A little learning is a dangerous thing, but a lot of ignorance is just as bad.” –Bob Edwards
“If we knew what is was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?” –Albert Einstein
"I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you ******** with me, I’ll kill you all." -General James N. Mattis, USMC


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[Noodles The Neko]

No trespassing, violaters will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.- I forgot  

[Halcyon III]

There are two things that are infinite. The Universe, and Human stupidity, but I'm not sure about the Universe.

~Albert Einstein

"If you are going through hell, keep going."

"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."

"When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."

Winston Churchill (all 3)

"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."

Al Capone

"Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them."

I really don't know...

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

Napolean Bonaparte  

[Kaito Kajuji]

I didn't miss, I simply chose to hit the dirt next to the target A quote from me to my best friend  

[Jade Coraltail]

"Religion is like user agreement forms. Most people just scroll to the bottom and hit Accept." My friends little brother. Out of the mouth of babes...  

[Halcyon III]

Jade Coraltail

"Religion is like user agreement forms. Most people just scroll to the bottom and hit Accept." My friends little brother. Out of the mouth of babes...

I like that one...

"When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion."  

[Cinna101]

"its now how many people you shoot its who you shoot" eddie murphy  

[sandrock_buck]

/b/ is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
/b/ is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
/b/ is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
/b/ is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
/b/ is the guy loitering on Park Ave. that is always trying to sell you something.
/b/ is the one who handed his j**z-drenched clothes to Good Will.
/b/ is one who introduced you first to Goatse.
/b/ is a hot incest dream that you'll try to forget for days.
/b/ is the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything.
/b/ is the guy without ED who still likes trying Viagra.
/b/ is the best friend that tags along for your first date and c**k-blocks throughout night. The decent girl you're trying to bag walks out on the date, /b/ laughs and takes you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to several hookers in your house who /b/ called for you.
/b/ is a friend that constantly asks you to try mutual masturbation with him.
/b/ is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to hit on the advisor
/b/ is nuking the hard-drive next time someone knocks on his door.
/b/ is the one who left a used condom outside the schoolyard.
/b/ is the voice in your head that tells you that it doesn't matter if she's drunk.
/b/ is the friend who constantly talks about your mom's rack.
/b/ is the only one who understands what the hell you saying.
/b/ is someone who would pay...

Since this is a thought, I never actually talked about.... s**t....