[CLUB] - the Paranormal Post (student newspaper)

[Pepzilla]

Quote:

The gnome's eyes sparkled with unshed tears. Finally! It now had a chance to become famous with its scandalous photoshopped photographs it risked its Fear to take! He could already hear the praise and see the invitations to various different talkshows, all begging him to recount his harrowing adventures of taking the pictures! Finally his prayers were answered!

Though now that he had a means to fame, he had to go and get said photographs...

 

[Pepzilla]

Club Mission(s)

xxxxxx► Report the news AS IT IS AND AS IT SHOULD BE reported.* Amityville's population MUST be exposed to the important things that happen around them each and every day. From students to teachers to alumni it is our sole purpose to present the truth and nothing but the truth.

xxxxxx► Newspaper staff will learn how to be effective messengers and use these skills in their classes and careers in the future. There will be NO SLACKING OFF OF ANY KIND, NOR ANY GOSSIP WHILE IN THE NEWSROOM.**



*Disclaimer: This club is intended to be all fun and games, students may chose to report 100% truthfully but it is encouraged that they be creative.
**There will be in fact plenty of slacking off and gossiping.  

[Pepzilla]

Statistics

EQUIPMENT

All equipment is 100% "legal" and "paid for" out of the "pockets of Pepin Molyneau." It can be rented out whenever needed.

xxxx► The PrintDemon mk. 666: A beast of a machine with literally 666 demon minis inside that create the entire bundle for you! Don't ask why, ASK WHY NOT.
xxxx► 5 Canon Cat Deluxe cameras: Fortified to not steal the souls of those captured by them.
xxxx► 3 Individually licensed Hell desktops with customized processors specially equipped with the latest package of graphic software needed for the perfect spread.
xxxx► A code for the vending machine down the hall that is exclusive for Paranormal patrons!

CURRENT MEMBERS
xxxxxx► Pepin Molyneau (club president, "editor-in-chief")
xxxxxx► Xiu-Ying (photographer)
xxxxxx► Astra (photographer)
xxxxxx► Beatrix (reporter)
xxxxxx► Lattice (artist)
xxxxxx► Hel (artist)
xxxxxx► Tsetsiliya Pavlova (reporter)
xxxxxx► Joachim von Helmar (artist)

(( All names will be formally added when the first ORP begins xD
Xiu
Tset
Arachne
Seth
Edel
Bea ))  

[Pepzilla]

Club Activities
(Newspaper Segments)

xxxxxx► BEHEADLINES
xxxxxxxxxxx Top stories that involve and may be of interest to the entire student body! Only BIG NEWS can be beheadlines and must be approved by Pepin.*

xxxxxx► OBITUARIES
xxxxxxxxxxx Introductions to new students at the Academy. Reporters tending to the obituaries should meet with new students as soon as they are enrolled and attending.**

xxxxxx► CLASSIFIEDS
xxxxxxxxxxx Looking for a new bitecycle? Well hunt no further, the classifieds are here to provide students with a means of exchanging their belongings and/or their souls. Personals may also include dating services and searches for the perfect ghoulfriend or boilfriend to complete your unlife! This potpourreek of information is essential to students not still weening off their parents. ***

xxxxxx► COMICS/ENTERTAINMENT
xxxxxxxxxxx -And everything in between. If you're in need of a good cackle or may be wondering how your luck may change this October then check out this section. Compiled by only THE BEST artists and creatures.. of... other talent at Amityville this section specializes in all the other little tidbits that a student may find entertaining. ****

*Anyone in the club can write headlines and will always be approved anyway <3 These are the main form of stories so pretty much everything that's sort of explanatory in nature goes here.
**A good way to get PRP for both parties as well as a topic starter. Again anyone can do obituaries.
***Will be accessible by any and all students, in the club or not.Ie, you'll be able to post/pm your own short segments to put here.
****Talent is not the focus here, so if you feel you cannot draw well (or at all) there are plenty of alternatives we can sort through.  

[Pepzilla]

SCHEDULE

xxxxxx► Friday Sept 16 until Sunday Sept 18 (time will be vague) - First Meeting  

[Pepzilla]

Kaiyumi

poke mattix

scyerline

pales

haliekins

lucyal

hanging gallow

Attention Paranormal Posters! You have a mission to attend; this is entirely optional of course but PP members are invited to join a sidequest/investigation starting fairly soon regarding a certain Boogeyman. Please send a PM to King Inversitle if you are interested so we can let Maru know when she sets up the PRP! =]  

[Pepzilla]

Kaiyumi

poke mattix

scyerline

pales

haliekins

lucyal

hanging gallow

Attention Paranormal Posters!

The lack of activity amongst the club could be attributed to a number of things but Pepin Molyneau had avoided setting up a club meeting for months over the fateful crashing of the PrintDemon mk. 666. According to the manufacturer, the repair cost would be out of the club's budget and would require some special group activities in order to return to optimum printing capacity. A meeting will be held on the weekend of October (September) 1st to discuss remedies for the current situation. In other words, get ready to do some club activities that involve new members and new students! If yout student cannot ICly make it, caught by hunters, deceased, weaponized, etc, please give Pepin (Pepzilla) a heads-up and we can work around your absense. Please know that Pepin will find an adequate substitute for your student, and we will proceed with or without you. <3

((Seriously though, let me know so we can figure something out! <3 Maybe a DARING RESCUE IDEK lets do some NEWSPAPERING!))