If I were a stripper, my stage-name would be 'The Platonic Prostitute'. Whether I be in a fine-class brothel or a moon-lighting street-walker, whether I be a high class stripper or a cheap cam whore, I would:
*wear glowing pasties that shot lazers and cookies at the same time, a glowing rainbow thong that lit up in the dark, high-heel stripper boots with the platforms being thick fish-tanks with baby alligators inside, and a color-changing pimp jacket with a matching pimp-cane in my hand.
*Rapunzel would be my hair-dresser
*star in anime tentacle orgies every film
*AND I WOULD SPEAK IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.
IF THIS WERE SO, WOULD I QUALIFY FOR PORNOMANCERHOOD?
Also, yes, this is the most retarded thing I have ever posted.
*wear glowing pasties that shot lazers and cookies at the same time, a glowing rainbow thong that lit up in the dark, high-heel stripper boots with the platforms being thick fish-tanks with baby alligators inside, and a color-changing pimp jacket with a matching pimp-cane in my hand.
*Rapunzel would be my hair-dresser
*star in anime tentacle orgies every film
*AND I WOULD SPEAK IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.
IF THIS WERE SO, WOULD I QUALIFY FOR PORNOMANCERHOOD?
Also, yes, this is the most retarded thing I have ever posted.