WELL PARDNER, I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME BACK TO TOWN

[Xiporah]

BUT YOU DON'T LISTEN, DO YOU PARDNER, AND NOW YOU SHOT MY WIFE IN THE TIT. I GUESS IT'S JUST YOU AND ME NOW. I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!

*BENDS OVER AND MACHINE GUNS POO PELLETS AT THE BAD GUY THROUGH HIS BUTTLESS CHAPS*

 

[Crack Smile]

...what in the ******** youtube link could I have possibly used for this ******** thread?

the world will never know.