When I go to the metrostation almost everyone recognizes me because I stand out a lot I guess.
Swarms of ***** go up to me saying "Hi how are you?" or "Hay baby" I'm just a ***** target. X_X
As soon as I stand next to a security guard they go away and wander around, pretending to do something productive.
They touch my hair, they call me beautiful, I scream "security" they run biggrin
One uneducated special olympic participant proceeded to say "UR HUR UR HUR UR HUR!! YEW SPEEK ENGLISH REEEEEEEEEL GEEEEWDDD Can I have yer number?" How ignorant. Assault and battery laws saved him from my wrath :3
or "I want to take you to a hotel.
Idiots. Just all idiots. Screw it I'm buying a bike rather than riding a bus that smells of fecal matter.
JUST BUY A BIKE! Don't suffer what I went through please get a car, carpool, get a bike for the love of god don't go on the metro bus!!
Mystery Guild of Randomness
Life is Random, so are we!
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