WHY RIVER IS A BAMF (spoilers)

[Sailor Stephy]

WHY IS RIVER SUCH A BAMF?
LET ME TELL YOU WHY. LET ME TELL YOU WHY.

BECAUSE AMELIA ******** POND IS HER MOM. AND RORY THE FREAKING LAST CENTURION IS HER DAD. AND SHE WAS ******** CONCEIVED IN THE TARDIS. INNNNN THEEE TARDIS.

PLUS SHE’S THE DOCTOR’S SEX TOY. SO THERE YOU HAVE IT.
 

[misaki-chio]

I thought that the tardis i his "sexy thang"  

[GreenInkling]

misaki-chio

I thought that the tardis i his "sexy thang"

She is, but it's more in the way that men love their cars. XD

 

[MasterThespian_10]

except for the episode where the soul of the tardis is infused with a women. that was a good episode  

[Usagi-kyun]

I love your drunk TARDIS!!!