*Snorts* My mother has become such a joy.

[Zphal]

(At the dinner table)

My brother: "I hate Edgar Alan Poe."

Me: "Didn't he die from drinking?"

Bro: "Yeah."

Mom: *jokingly* "Hey, maybe that's why you can't write, Deirdre, you haven't embraced the bottle."

Yeah, such a riot my mom is. I've written over six-hundred pages in the past year, obviously I "can't" write.

Mom, you need to understand that just because I'm not writing about something you deem 'worth it', doesn't equate to an inability to write.

Now, how about you get your own a** in gear and finish your fifteen-page thesis.

c**t. *snorts*  

[Rsnbl Faith]

Your mother seems fine...your brother on the other hand...-.- how dare he put down Edgar Alan Poe...  

[OhSnapItsLingy]

Your mother sounds like a diseased c**t.

o__o

Not to sound mean or anything.

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[Zphal]

RsnblFaith

Your mother seems fine...your brother on the other hand...-.- how dare he put down Edgar Alan Poe...

xd  

[Zphal]

Lawless Darkness

Your mother sounds like a diseased c**t.

o__o

Not to sound mean or anything.

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She's been progressively getting more and more unbearable. Menopause has not been kind to her, nor has her midlife-crisis. ._.  

[Jackalope2]

zphal_girl87

Lawless Darkness

Your mother sounds like a diseased c**t.

o__o

Not to sound mean or anything.

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She's been progressively getting more and more unbearable. Menopause has not been kind to her, nor has her midlife-crisis. ._.

Like I said, she should have gotten a mid-life Chrysler. 3nodding  

[Eruresto]

I volunteer to be your new mother.  

[Zphal]

Eruresto

I volunteer to be your new mother.

I dunno how my dad is gonna feel about that.  

[Zphal]

Jackalope2

zphal_girl87

Lawless Darkness

Your mother sounds like a diseased c**t.

o__o

Not to sound mean or anything.

» • ◊ • «

She's been progressively getting more and more unbearable. Menopause has not been kind to her, nor has her midlife-crisis. ._.

Like I said, she should have gotten a mid-life Chrysler. 3nodding

Lol, yeah. Hey, can I get a quarter-life Chrysler? That'd be sweet. biggrin  

[spearquest]

zphal_girl87

Eruresto

I volunteer to be your new mother.

I dunno how my dad is gonna feel about that.

two words.
time share.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Z, I am your new mother, despite the fact I am a guy. END OF STORY!  

[Rsnbl Faith]

Prof. Moonie

RsnblFaith

Your mother seems fine...your brother on the other hand...-.- how dare he put down Edgar Alan Poe...

I agree with this.

And by the way (for everyone really), it's "Edgar Allan Poe" - there's two Ls, not one. 3nodding

Mine was a typo xD. Alan doesn't make much sense grammatically o.o Because you want the 'an' sound not the 'a' sound. (in other words the way the 'a' sounds in each word. =P) and ty for agreeing xD