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13Radishes

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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 6:56 am

name one of the worst and best pick-up lines you've ever heard/ used /invented /come across/ read EVER

i'll start

worst: do you have a nickel? no? then how bout a date?
best: Hersey's make a million kisses a day but i only want one

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 7:17 am


	"I'm hot. You wanna help cool me down?" That be one of the worst? If you see this message you win... NOTHING! Send me a PM to receive the nothing. And tell me which thread you saw this message.

44hrygydi

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Toadette25

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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:00 pm


	"Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got 'fine' written all over you."

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:01 pm


	Quote: If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? Worst? whee

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Muddy Armadillo

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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:58 pm


	That's a nice dress. It would look better crumpled up on my bedroom floor in the morning.

Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 6:52 pm


	13, don't have pick up lines sorry.

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EnaLeFay

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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 6:58 pm


	Lol, this thread is funny. xd The Best "Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink." "Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after." "Hey beautiful...that is your name right?" "If I was peter pan you'd be my happy thought!" "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" The Worst for me, but really funny.. "Fat penguin" (What!?) "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." "How about you come sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that "pops" up!" "Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend? " "If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the s**t! " "Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room."

Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:23 pm


	[Questing Aviarts ♥] Best:"If beauty were time, you'd be eternity." Worst:"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong. cool "

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13Radishes

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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:02 pm


	EnaLeFay Lol, this thread is funny. xd The Best "Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink." "Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after." "Hey beautiful...that is your name right?" "If I was peter pan you'd be my happy thought!" "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" The Worst for me, but really funny.. "Fat penguin" (What!?) "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." "How about you come sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that "pops" up!" "Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend? " "If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the s**t! " "Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room." oh ya'll are soooo funny, i love these XDD

Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:49 am


	Worst: (for while in traffic) Do you believe in love at first sight, and if not will you wait here while I drive around the block. Do you like guns? Cuss I got a magnum.

Tank Wolf

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Uchi-Michi

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Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:06 pm


	EnaLeFay Lol, this thread is funny. xd The Best "Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink." "Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after." "Hey beautiful...that is your name right?" "If I was peter pan you'd be my happy thought!" "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" The Worst for me, but really funny.. "Fat penguin" (What!?) "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." "How about you come sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that "pops" up!" "Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend? " "If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the s**t! " "Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room." its like lolz