Give the person below you a command

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

This game is simple. You simply give a command to the person below such as "make me a sandwich!". The person below has to reply, for example "make it yourself!". Then they must give a command of their own.

Shall we get started?



Shine my military boots!  

[ScuroFenice]

you're the dictator, shine them yourself! I'd probably not make them "perfect" enough and then you'd try to kill me in which I'd have to kill you before you did it. *takes breath* and then where would we be?!?

Make the video game developers release the new Assassin's Creed game faster!!!!!!  

[Pirate Radio FM]

NO.YOU post to fast!

Join me LAZARE in this time of destruction or perish with the rest of you puny humans!  

[breaking b r i t t l e]

NEVER! *shoots with super rainbow shooting gun*

POLISH MY SUPER RAINBOW SHOOTING GUN!!!  

[ScuroFenice]

NEH! I never cared for rainbow and gun in the same sentence

Join my epically awesome army and come to the Grid with me so we can overthrow C.L.U.! (it's from TRON: Legacy FYI)  

[Hiddochi wolf]

Hell naw. Only I can have an EPIC army!

Go fetch me some whipped cream.  

[breaking b r i t t l e]

Sure. *Sprays whipped cream in your eyes.*

Go get me my unicorn!!!  

[ScuroFenice]

you're already rainbowed enough! ride a thestral!!!!!!!!

give me all your money!  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

let's see... *turns pockets inside out* two nickels, four pennies, a dime, and a plastic cow. here ya go.

go get the newspaper!  

[Ninja Rin666]

Sheesh... *Swipes newspaper and throws it to the dog*

So. Make me a bloody Mary.

 

[coco_mademoiselle000]

no. you didn't say please, you little hypocrite.

please go buy me some bubble wrap.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Okay *wraps you in it* try and get out now!



Bring me my flamethrower!  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

well if i wasn't wrapped in bubblewrap maybe i could!

please get me out of this bubbly plastic prison!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Um...no!!



Use that flamethrower on yourself!  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

you realize i cant do anything until i get out of this bubble wrap, right?

the scissors! bring me the scissors!