The AAY has accused you of a crime...Defend yourself!

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

But I'm not Catholic (get it? Cardinal? lolololol *smacked*)


You tried to give me beer.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

No,I did, you just didn't realize it yet.

You got dunk and used my kitty litter as a toilet!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The bathroom was full and there was a line up.


You're guilty of being a loser.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

OBJECTION! I know several people claim that their lives would be completely boring without my shenanigans.

You're guilty of selling out.  

[ZimbuTessen]

I never sold out, I had nothing to sell.

Your the fire starter, twisted fire starter.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

No I'm not.

You made Rufus sick!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

That's what he gets for sniffing around in the gunpowder.


You tried to change my tie to a pink one.  

[KBiT]

I felt the change in colour would dissuade you from your schemes of world domination

You don't like bullet helmets sad  

[Minnta Aloripma]

It looks weird.

You stole all the cigarettes  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Smoking is bad for you.


You don't like the colour black.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I do too.

You burned down H&R Wesley!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You must be joking. I'm a frequent shopper there.


You tried to draw a Hitler stach on me.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Of course, you're supposed to trick the Nazi's and foil Hitler's plans.

You tried to kill the Red Queen!  

[Minnta Aloripma]

She tried to kill me first.

You stole the cookies from the cookie jar!  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Who me? Couldn't be.

Eternal_PrinceOfFire stole the cookies from the cookie jar!