The AAY has accused you of a crime...Defend yourself!

[Enirehtak Airotciv]

How could I make you forget if I can't remember?

Left the windows open.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I was getting hot. Beating a guy makes you sweat.


You replaced the baseball bat I use to beat squealers with a whiffle bat.  

[Enirehtak Airotciv]

I just needed to borrow it.

Stole my taco  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You were starving me.

You beat me up!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

It's my job.


You replaced all my nice neckties with clown ties.  

[SKBCTayuyaFluteofDeath]

I thought you needed some fun in your life.

You threw me into a volcano!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Because I didn't need to use cement shoes.


You don't like my hat!  

[Enirehtak Airotciv]

Its true... I don't like it... I LOVE it!!!

Killed Xaldin.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

He shouldn't have been standing in front of me while I was flattening dragons with my steamroller!

You Photoshopped my head on a bomb!  

[Ember Terran]

That's not a crime!

You stole the donuts!  

[Ayame-Yuura]

I'm using them to blackmail you

You weren't blackmailed enough as a kid! D:<  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Of course not. No one had any dirt on me and were to afraid of my wrath.

You didn't give me a piggy back ride!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Who do you think I am? Arnold Schwarzenegger?


You called the cops!  

[Ember Terran]

I -am- the cops

You tore up the minor traffic citation I issued you! scream  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Because we're in a town infested with zombies and mutants.

You worked with umbrella corporation, forcing me to clean up their mess!