What you're gonna do is pretty much fill out a Mad Libs-type letter to the person above you.
But you don't pick your own words.
Instead, you answer questions about yourself and the answer is a wacky little sentence fragment.
Then you take these fragments and insert them in the letter skeleton below.
I'll write one to a random person to get it started and give an example.
NOW GO MAKE SOME LETTERS. scream
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Here are the questions! Answer honestly for more lulz.
1. What's the color of your hair?
Brown - I'm allergic to your face
Red - I agree with the crazy people
White - I'm your new boss
Black - There's cake on your face
Blond - I want to go steady
Grey - You're bitter
Other - I'm stalking you
2. Which is your birth month?
January - while shoe shopping
February - as I stared at your mothers creepy smile
March - when I knew I was single
April - when I shot your dog
May - when I started computer hacking school
June - when your toe jam exploded
July - as I cloned you
August - when I noticed I was a human
September - as my cat drove me to school
October - as I showered with your girlfriend
November - when I thanked you for not killing me
December - when I told you Santa doesn't exist on your 10th birthday
3. Which food do you prefer?
Ice cream - while brushing my teeth
Pancakes - as your father complained
Pasta - while shaving my legs
Hamburgers - while jumping from an airplane
Hot wings - next to you in bed
Hot dogs - while spinning hula hoops
Shrimp - as I took you to jail
Tacos - while kissing your boyfriend
Cotton Candy - as I posed in front of your baby sitter
Other- while yawning in your face
4. What's the color of your computer/laptop/whatever?
Yellow - think about
Red - lick
Black - murder
Blue - make silly faces at
Purple - can can with
White - fall in love with
Grey - shooed a garbage can away from
Brown - step in turds with
Orange - sleep with
Pink - fishing with
clear - in an eating contest with
Other - pick a fight with
5. What's the color of your pants?
Black - my mom
White - my best friend
Grey - Lady Gaga
Brown - Santa Claus
Purple - my brother
Red - a screw driver
Blue - a parked car
Yellow - your next blind date
Orange - the Annoying Orange
Pink - my two-year-old cousin
Other - the tattoo artist
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV/YouTube?
07-Ghost - gentle
Naruto - lost
Sports Center - squeamish
Glee - horrified
Family Guy - creeped out
The Jersey Shore - stupid
Cold Case Files - important
South Park - unappreciated
The Simpsons - special
Disney movies - weird
Other - offensive
7. What's your mood right now?
Happy - why pants can fly
Sad - that no one likes you
Bored - I'm married to your grandmother
Angry - that you kissed a boy and liked it
Depressed - the heart transplant failed
Excited - you lost your virginity
Nervous - how much money you lost last night
Worried - you bullied me in elementary school
Secure - I finally shaved my pits
Ashamed - I saw your grandparents go to the strip club
Cuddly - I'm in love with your dad
Overjoyous - I'm good in bed
Other - I'm still 5 years old
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - your father
Yellow - your drivers license
Red - Polly pocket knives
Black - your kinky whip
Blue - your will
Green - your parachute
Orange - the frilly dresses
Brown - your puppy
Grey - your nostrils
Purple - the coke machines
Pink - your dolly collection
Other - fake gold
9. What's the first letter of your first name?
A/B - your sister
C/D - my right toe
E/F - your dead hamster
G/H - your car insurance
I/J - wearing underwear
K/L - my face
M/N - your birthday presents
O/P - my butt
Q/R - the egg salad
S/T - your pillowcase
U/V - the table boogers
W/X - your jock strap
Y/Z - a hobo's left pinky toe
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Eminem
C/D - lettuce
E/F - sexy people
G/H - horny grandmothers
I/J - a few good men
K/L - geniuses
M/N - random fish tanks
O/P - stuffed animals
Q/R - peeping toms
S/T - nude people
U/V - rats
W/X - men in dresses
Y/Z - magic sticks
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water - find you awkward
Beer - make great burritos
Soda - are living in your basement
Coffee - can read your mind
Milk - made fun of your ears
Wine - are the best
Juice - ran into your door just now
Hot chocolate - burned your paycheck
Other - are still alive
12. Which is your favorite 07-Ghost character?
Teito - You suck
Lance - I know what you did
Capella - Good luck convincing people you're sane
Razette - Get laid already
Frau - Wear a shirt
Ayanami - Go make me some coffee
Hakuren - I can't believe you fell for that
Mikage - Stop stalking me
Labrador - I got your phone number
Kuroyuri - I love you
Hyuuga - Your mother will be calling you in two seconds
Other - I stole your virginity
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Finished? Fill this out and post!
Dear [above poster]:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but [answer one].
I think I realized it [answer two] [answer three] and I saw you [answer four] [answer five].
I'm sure you're [answer six] enough to understand [answer seven].
I'm returning [answer eight] to you, but I'll keep [answer nine] as a memory.
You should also know that [answer ten] [answer eleven].
[answer 12].
- [Your name]
I don't really know how to tell you this, but [answer one].
I think I realized it [answer two] [answer three] and I saw you [answer four] [answer five].
I'm sure you're [answer six] enough to understand [answer seven].
I'm returning [answer eight] to you, but I'll keep [answer nine] as a memory.
You should also know that [answer ten] [answer eleven].
[answer 12].
- [Your name]
