bumpin up in fred's club
smokin on a good dub
rappin at tha chill pub
give tha girls a fred rub

but don't get arrested
tha thrill of tha chase!
my flow is not contested
far above in any case

case is closed
case dismissed
postin this rap
while i take a piss

i make my own cologne
some urine on my wrist
this rap has got me dancin
when i try to pee i miss

fred's club! fred's club!
this s**t is the s**t
put ya coin in tha slot
reg status's what you get

don't deny tha reg
i know it's what you love
sexymang, paulbag or kang
or all of the above

fred's club! fred's club!
this s**t is the s**t
this shitty forum sux
i will have to admit

so go back to yer cb
and play yer lil games
get yer post count up
internet fame