Why Not the person above you say...

[Neotepid]

It's as simple as this guys...and girls. What would the person above you say? The more creative it is, the funnier.
For example:


Oh no! I hit Uncle Leonard!  

[magic_doglover]

"i am ze king of surfing. all shall bow before m--"
*gets swept away by huge wave*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

No matter how long it will take, I will become more powerful than Harry Potter.  

[magic_doglover]

"hmmm. now what am i going to do with this guy? i think i remember hearing that the czar's palace was running low on meat...."  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas. Remember kids, if you're good, you'll get lots of presents in your stockings, but if you're bad, you'll find a pipe bomb there.  

[magic_doglover]

it's good to be American.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

ho ho ho! merry christmas!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

For my next trick, I'll turn this magic wand into a bouquet of flowers.  

[ScuroFenice]

I shall Keel you all...not with my dagger you stupid! With my death glare alone. MWAHAHAHA!!!!  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

maybe if i dress all gothicly, they won't suspect that my room is actually covered in flowers and rainbows.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

No doves! Don't poop on the audience!!  

[magic_doglover]

well Wilson, looks like we've gotten ourselves into quite a pickle.

....Wilson? what's wrong? Wilson! why won't you answer me?!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Oooh, this book looks interesting. How to Deliver Presents to Every House All Around the World in One Night for Dummies.  

[magic_doglover]

do i need to put on more eyeshadow? the mirror is too blood-smeared for me to see for myself.  

[ScuroFenice]

oh, the bear on my leg? Ya, he likes to glomp it and calls me mommy