Kitchen.

[Mavis Renkoptf]

The length of the floor is 50ft and the width of it is 50ft as well. The distance between the floor and the ceiling is 12 ft. This fixture is a mixture of a tent and a aluminum/wood building. The clothe on this building is a royal purple nylon fabric that is both fire resistant and waterproof. The tent contains five wood stoves, two large refrigerators, a large chest freezer, and a island cabinet that holds silverware and plates but doubles as a prepping station. Along the wooden beams that make up the walls are racks that hold pots and pans.

Outside of this tent but still considered the kitchen is several large gazebo's where there are tables set up to eat off of. In this area there are wooden puppet butler type beings who will clean up the tables and the basic area to keep it hygienic and relatively germ free.

The types of food in the kitchen consists of fruits of various kinds those that are found locally to the Chaos's home and those that don't seem to be from a specific area and taste like cotton candy, but are actually a fruit. They always have a wide variety of meat selections for the various species that live within the carnival. The same can be said for vegetables and for the spices in the kitchen.  

[Mavis Renkoptf]

Korim entered the kitchen in long fast strides, moving through the kitchen with little problem as he reaches into the refrigerator and pulls out two raw slabs of meat from inside and slapped them onto the the clean cutting board on the island's top. Next Korim moved back to the fridge ans continues to pull out more items to make for the two currently back in his room. The fact the two of them did not come with him, he could put just about anything in their food and they would never know it was quite amusing for him.

He would make these for the two of them medium rare, with vegetables on the side for the both of them. Opening up the wood stove he added a small amount of timber to get the fire going and waited until it was good and hot to add in more cut pieces of wood to the fire to increase the heat of the stove. Picking up two different skillets of the same size Korim places them onto two of the five holes that he needed to cook on top of the stove after removing the small plates. He then begins prepping the vegetables he pulled out, cutting them into neatly shaped cubes.

Korim rarely cooked for anyone else but himself, he did not know what the two of the girls were allergic to either as neither of them had said anything before he left and neither of them gave him the tiniest hint of what they ate but again he would make do and guess on that to give them. The meat he chose was from a wild boar as he was making them pork chops, mash potatoes, and Lima beans. Korim snorted as he looked at their food selection, letting their food cook slowly on one side of the pork chop, the potatoes' simmer the same as boiling the Lima beans for several minutes at they cooked.

While keeping an eye on those Korim grabbed a two bags placing several fruits into the one bags, ranging from apples all the way to dragon's fruit as well as the swirled fruit he enjoyed that tasted like cotton candy. Turning around he flips the pork chops and stirs the Lima beans. The potatoes however he had to use a toothpick to check just how much they had been cooked and shook his head not satisfied with them as they were still halfway firm. This continued on for him for several minutes as he just cooked their food moving the Lima beans off of the stove soon followed by the potatoes which he strained and prepared to mash inside of the pot on another stove than the current wood stove that he checked it's heat before taking a fan to heat up the wood inside of the stove once again to keep it from completely burning out.

Once he finished reheating up the fire within the stove Korim set to mashing the potatoes before adding in the milk and the small amount of butter to smooth the potatoes out. He continued to mash them for several minutes as he kept an eye on the two pork chops. prodding one of the pork chops he check is before pulling them both out and onto two separate plates, soon added with the Lima beans and the mashed potatoes.

Covering both plated with another set of plate upside down to keep from squishing the food he puts those into the second back with two sets of cutlery, he looked at the knife and contemplated them knowing that they could and likely would be used against him by the to woman in his care to attack him with. With a shrug he places them in the bag regardless and begins the process of quickly cleaning the dishes he used to make the food. Picking up the two bags he leaves the kitchens and begins his trip back to the tent that is his room.  

[Avilion Einhorn]

Nanaja Kagero

♦The Inferno Warrior♦

After watching Korim approach the tigress and begin to literally manhandle her, the dragoness couldn't help but sigh and shake her head to such things. Is this truly necessary? Nanaja is sure that Raven is more than capable of clothing herself. But then again, what does she know? She hasn't been taking care of three children for her entire life or anything. Nope, she has been mainly sitting on her scaly a** and watching the children run around butt naked and hurt themselves twenty-four seven. Of course, all of this is true sarcasm. The dragoness has been taking care of three hatchlings for her entire life basically... Well, ever since the three were born, basically. Following Korim and Raven out of the tent, she trails behind somewhat behind the two, but only for a few feet, as she wishes to take her time. Coincidentally, Korim seems to be doing the same, and is taking his time out here. However, the sight of a fairly large tent catches her attention, as the b*****d of a clown points it out, saying that this is the new tent they shall be staying in. Quite impressive, she must admit. And if Korim truly is the one that constructed the tent all on his own, then... damn. She is pretty impressed. Hearing that Korim wasn't kidding about them kissing again sometime in the future, a low grown resonates from her throat, not enjoying the idea of him forcing the two women to actually kiss and what not. It isn't right. Raven must also be feeling the same way, she can already tell. Reaching the kitchens, and being pushed inside of the area, alongside Raven, the dragoness simply stares at the tigress as she admits that she cannot cook. Somehow, this does not surprise her in the slightest. If Raven is truly a thief, then there really isn't much room in a thief's schedule for cooking lessons and what not. Sighing and shaking her head, she smiles gently to the tigress, folding her arms against her chest. "Well, lucky for you, I am more than capable of cooking, even cleaning. Tell me what you wish to eat, and I shall whip it up to the best of my ability... all depending on what I have to work with." she explains to Raven, a small giggle escaping her lips. Cooking for someone isn't new to her. Hell, she cooked for her entire family all the time, as even her parents have enjoyed her cooking. She basically was a maid back at home, but a respected one at that. Still, she was family, so they never necessarily treated her in such a way...

 

[Riskia Vetis]

*-_Valeraven_-*

~Tiger Anthro Thief~

Actually thankful that the two of them had made amends, Raven turned back to look at the dragoness with a wide smile on her face. She was glad Nanaja knew how to cook; she was sure that if they both had no such skills Korim would get angry at them. Not like he could blame her, she was a thief after all. It was so much faster and easier to just steal food than find some way to cook raw foods. Turning toward the kitchen, Raven looked around trying to figure out what she wanted to eat. Thinking back to the steak Korim had made a few days before, she went about looking for fresh meat that might look appetizing. Boy did her eyes go wide when she finally happened upon the wide selection of meat, she couldn’t tell that animal it came from or what cuts they were. To her she really didn’t care, all of them looked appetizing. “How about some large slabs of meat cooked rare?” Raven showed Nanaja feeling her stomach ache and her mouth water by all the meat. If she had to she would just eat it how it is, but she preferred her meat warm.

 

[Avilion Einhorn]

Nanaja Kagero

♦The Inferno Warrior♦

Looking at Raven, that big smile of hers was the most noticeable thing amongst the rest of her facial features. The dragoness can only imagine that she is happy as hell to hear that she is able to cook. Nanaja has been cooking ever since she was around the age of... thirteen, she wants to say. She cannot remember, but it doesn't really matter at this point. She has been cooking for a very long time, and knows quite a few recipes that she can definitely cook without any problems. Of course, she isn't the greatest chef, but she can at least make a decent meal, if given the right utensils and ingredients. Cooking for five others, along with yourself... you tend to learn a few things here and there, which definitely help out with your culinary skills. Having five others comment on your cooking can do that. Watching the tigress turn towards the kitchen, watching her look around for something to pick out most likely, she begins to hum in thought, looking over at Korim for a moment, as he seems to be waiting quite patiently with the two. With her thinking, her stomach interrupts her thought process, causing her to sigh heavily. It's been a while she has eaten anything, hasn't it? Oh well, at least she will be able to eat something now, with herself cooking the meat of course. Looking back over towards Raven, she seems to have finally selected something, walking over towards the feline woman, unfolding her arms from her chest. Inspecting it, it seems decent enough. No signs of anything that would harm herself or Raven. Smiling to the tigress, she nods her head and goes about grabbing a second, large piece of meat for herself. Taking Raven's piece of meat from her, she walks over towards the counter, grabbing two large plates and setting them down, putting the meat upon the plates...

Humming in thought, the dragoness walks over towards some of the shelves, seeing a wide variety of spices and seasonings. Scanning through each one, Nanaja finds what she wants, a wide grin upon her lips as she grabs a small bottle, that is filled with a very interesting spice. It will literally make food hotter, but not so hot that it will scorch your innards. It's just enough spice that it will make food taste better. Having this in hand, she walks back over towards the counter with the two slabs on meat on the steaks, opening up the small container and dabbing some of the spice onto her steak, the top being sprinkled with it. Closing up the container, she puts it aside and goes through some of the drawers, finding the appropriate eating utensils, such as knives and forks, placing them aside as well, closing up the drawers. With everything basically set and ready, all she has to do now is cook the meat. Which is, might she say, extremely easy for her. Rubbing her hands together, she concentrates for a moment, only to open up her mouth a little, basically a round hole being made with her lips. Flame then begins to shoot forth from the small opening in her mouth, it cooking the raw meat upon the plates. It will only take seconds for the meat to be cooked for the two women, with Raven's already being done, as she wanted hers rare. The dragoness likes her meat medium rare, on the other hand. A few more seconds passing by, she ceases her fire breathing, examining both slabs of meat, seeing that they have been cooked to each others preferences. Smiling to herself, she places a fork and a knife onto each plate, along side the cooked meats, picking up the plates. Of course, the plates are hot, but the heat does not bother her in the slightest. The reasons should be fairly obvious. "Come Raven, we shall eat outside." she tells her, giggling somewhat as she walks passed Korim and outside towards one of the many vacant tables, picking one and setting both plates down in front of two open seats, taking a seat in front of her meal...

 

[Mavis Renkoptf]

ஆ Korim ஆ

Knife thrower;Substitute Ring Master

Come here my pet...

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Korim sighs as he listens to the two of them Valeraven stating she doesn't know how to cook anything. The dragoness however offered to cook with whatever she could find in the area, which to Korim sounded like she is saying they may not have a lot to work with. He is however amused by the way the tigress reacted to the selections of meats here to choose from. However watching Nanaja simply cook the meat with her flames she could produce was interesting to say the least, she seemed to be used to cooking things that way and all Korim did was slip into an area of the kitchen and return with a freshly stocked bag of candy for himself as he liked candy and he liked fruits. he candy on his hip for a later time as right now he would need healthy foods for his body. So he is nibbling on a banana and some jerky. There is always plenty of jerky in the carnival this bag in particular a mixture of different meats. The meat they chose was something he recognized, but did not believe Nanaja would feel comforted in knowing as the creature is likely a long distant relative. A sea snake. "You are not by chance distantly related to sea serpents are you? Not those little ones, but the rather large ones that prefer deeper waters." Korim taps his chin as he was sure they had another name he just could not think of. With a shrug of his shoulders he finishes off his banana and neatly throws it away in ta trash can outside of the eating tent. Starting up on another fruit now as he waits on the two of them to eat. Well Raven may eat it, but he is unsure of Nanaja, Korim often ran the sea serpents under dragons as their faces reminded him of dragons, but they did not talk the merely screeched. Something to look in on if he ever got the chance, after all maybe he could find a baby one in egg form and hatch it to find out. Keeping it after so long may be an issue however, but could you imagine having an army of sea serpents in the water. The idea makes him grin to himself as look outside of the area. After this the three of them would be moving about as he has the girls doing chores. Chores that needed done in the performance tent.

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I promise not to harm you...much.

 

[Riskia Vetis]

*-_Valeraven_-*

~Tiger Anthro Thief~

Raven was amazed by the method Nanaja choose to cook the large slabs of meat, she was half expecting the dragoness to use a stove as was the proper method. However watching the dragoness as she breathed flames on the plates to cook the food extremely quickly was amazing to say the least. When she was done, the smell of the meat was so mouth watering that she didn’t care what animal it came from. Hell if it was from a tiger she wouldn’t feel bad, after all she was an opportunist when it came to food. Her rule of thumb, if it is edible never question what was going in your stomach. Following Nanaja as she carried her food past Korim to one of the outdoor tables, how the hot plates didn’t affect her was a mystery. It was probably a dragon thing; it would make sense that they are protected by their scales. Taking up the seat where her plate was placed, Raven picked up the fork and knife and immediately went to work cutting the meat into smaller pieces to allow her to pick it up. Popping the first bit in her mouth, the juiciness of the meat was the first thing she noticed. It tasted much different than anything she ever ate before. It tasted slender and lean, with a hint of saltiness that much have come from the meat as she didn’t see Nanaja sprinkle any salt on it. Either way it was delicious, she moaned and purred with closed eyes enjoying her meat greatly. She only paused once from eating to give her thanks to the dragoness for cooking for her, she could care less what Korim had to say as he made it obvious he wasn’t in a good mood.

 

[Avilion Einhorn]

Nanaja Kagero

♦The Inferno Warrior♦

Sitting at the table with her spiced steak in front of her, the very meat sizzling somewhat, the dragoness watches as Raven takes her rightful spot in front of her food and immediately dive into it. But of course, Nanaja does hear Korim's question, regarding the sea serpents that exist in this world, which kind of confuses her. Directing her attention to Korim with her fork and knife in her hands, the dragoness gives him a questionable expression. Related to sea serpents? Highly unlikely, as she is part of the Eastern Dragons, the dragons that are more commonly known for their usage of magic. Sea serpents, or sea dragons, as some people call them, are not really attuned with using magic. Or so the dragoness believes anyway. Simple chuckling at the question, she begins to cut her spiced steak up into small, bite size pieces, so that she may be able to eat without a single problem. "Not even close, Korim..." she starts, finishing cutting up her steak and putting her knife down, immediately plopping a piece of the cut up steak into her mouth and chewing it, savoring the very taste of it. "I am of Eastern Dragon blood, if it isn't obvious enough. Sea serpents, or sea dragons, are not really attuned with the ability to use magic, or at least, I don't think so. And besides, does it look like I used to live in water or something? I use fire magic, for Gods sake." she explains to Korim, keeping her gaze upon her plate, slowly and steadily eating her cooked meat, piece by piece. Shaking her head, she looks at Korim with her fiery eyes, a neutral expression upon her face. If he has anymore questions, she'll be more than willing to answer them. The dragoness sees no harm in answering harmless questions that have to do with her race. Korim is probably just curious, after all. Turning her fiery gaze to Raven, she smiles gently to the tigress, giggling lightly as she goes back to eating her meal...

 

[Mavis Renkoptf]

ஆ Korim ஆ

Knife thrower;Substitute Ring Master

Come here my pet...

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Korim shakes his head as Nanaja it seemed didn't pick up on what he was trying to say. All dragons had to come from somewhere and from genetic mutations evolved to what they are now. "Even if it cannot use magic which I doubt, they are still a dragon." Korim kept himself from mentioning cannibalism as it wasn't likely Nanaja's fault for not caring about eating water dragons. But considering when a Leviathan or sea dragon comes up a huge tidal wave comes with it he believes that the serpents have control of the waters to some degree. "So then what is that was a dragon could use earth like magic would you still eat it." Korim leans on his chin sounding wholly amused. As for Raven who is inhaling he holds back any facial reaction to her starving reaction. "I never said you lived in water I asked if you were distantly related to the sea dragon as in many times removed. As you obviously have no difficulies in eating it. Korim goes back to waiting for thr two to finish their meal outside of the tent.

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I promise not to harm you...much.

 

[Riskia Vetis]

*-_Valeraven_-*

~Tiger Anthro Thief~

Enjoying her meal quietly, Raven listened to the two with some interest but didn’t intervene any as her knowledge of dragons was close to zero. All she knew about dragons was they were reptilians that may vary in size with wing that breathed fire. Hearing the difference between dragons and sea serpents, she was intrigued as she would have never known they were that different. Korim’s question to Nanaja did make her look up from her plate trying to figure out what Korim was getting at… “What? Are we eating dragon?” Now that she thought about it, the meat did taste much different than the normal beef or port, even deer. But didn’t dragon meat look different, well how she would really know, maybe if it still had some skin on it she would have shunned away from it. Still it tasted good, now that she knew what she was putting in her mouth. When Nanaja looked back at her and smiled, Raven rose an eyebrow trying to understand why she was giggling. Was there something between her teeth or something on her face, she quickly brushes her tongue over her teeth feeling nothing stuck there. If she had a mirror somewhere she would want clean up her face if some blood or something was making her look funny. But she had a feeling it wasn’t either of these, mainly because the dragoness giggled earlier at her. She knew that they made somewhat of a mends, but her behavior was questionable to her as it seemed innocently playful.

 

[Avilion Einhorn]

Nanaja Kagero

♦The Inferno Warrior♦

Putting piece by piece of the spiced meat into her mouth, the dragoness is quite enjoying her cooking. Honestly, Nanaja could have done a lot more to both of the slabs of meat, but of course, she isn't quite sure if Raven wanted her meat to be special, or just plain. The tigress never really did specify how she wanted her meat, just to have it cooked rare and that's it. The dragoness could have done a lot more than just cook it to rare. If the tigress wanted, she could have seasoned it to the point where it would make her own mouth water and would be hungry for it for such a long time. With all of the seasonings and spices she saw in that cabinet, she could have definitely cooked up a large feast, especially with all of the food she saw. The thought of it does make her giggle a little, continuing to eat her meat, listening to Korim speak to her while her fiery gaze is down to her plate. He does have a point. But, Eastern Dragons and sea dragons are still different types of dragons. Different races, if you will. They may be the same in some way, but they are different as well, and not to be mixed up in any way. Listening to him further, the dragoness swallows the piece of meat that is within her mouth, sighing and shaking her head. She is nearly done with her food, and she is sure Raven is nearly done with hers, no doubt. That mouth watering look she had earlier was enough to tell her that the tigress was starving. With Raven asking the question if they were eating dragon, specifically sea dragon, she assumed this is what Korim was getting it. The dragoness isn't stupid. The meat did smell of sea dragon when Raven picked it out. But, sea dragons are all usually savage and live in the deepest part of waters. technically speaking, their meat is kind of a delicacy, even to the other species of dragons. Just think of the food chain, and there you go. "Yes Raven, we are eating sea dragon meat. The smell of salt upon the raw meat was a dead giveaway to me, I don't know about you though. This doesn't bother me though, just goes to show you that the Eastern Dragons are higher up on the food chain than the sea dragons." she states aloud, laughing a little towards her words, then immediately digging into her cooked, spiced meat, plopping yet another piece of it into her mouth. What Korim has planned for the two, she isn't quite sure. She may be feeling a little better from what has happened to her previously, but she really doesn't want to do anything too harsh...

 

[Mavis Renkoptf]

ஆ Korim ஆ

Knife thrower;Substitute Ring Master

Come here my pet...

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Korim snorts as he listens to Nanaja say sea serpents/dragons are on the bottom of the food chain. He would like to see her fight the creature that is almost the size of the performance tent if not bigger when uncurled. He wasn't even sure if they would ever stop growing either. "Well then i say we put that to the test. Sea dragons often pop up near Demu's home. Why not go there tomorrow and see just how far down on the food chain they really are." he isn't joking as he is being completely serious right now with the two ladies. "As for what you are going to get to do today. Simple task like chores in the performance tent. Patching holes reapplying a cable, things like that." Korim shrugs as he wouldn't make them do clown grunt work unless they really irritated him today. He could almost foresee them doing so as well, which was the more annoying part of this. "When it gets closer to noon we will return here and you will eat lunch, the same thing for dinner, if you fight me on coming over here I will force you here and shove food down your throat and take sick joy as I force it down." He stares at the both of them unblinkingly.

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I promise not to harm you...much.

 

[Riskia Vetis]

*-_Valeraven_-*

~Tiger Anthro Thief~

Raven was quite surprised about the dragoness’s reaction; she was eating her own kind…sort of. Yet she seem calm and cool about it, like she said she was higher on the food chain. Still it seemed somewhat unnerving; she looked back down to what was left of her food which was not much. But she didn’t feel hungry for it anymore as she pushed the quarter of meat that remained away from her an inch. She may have thought earlier that she wouldn’t care what she was putting in mouth, but now that she thought about it she eventually would. If she was told she was eating a slab of tiger meat, she would probably choke and throw up. Watching Nanaja now eat the sea serpent meat more readily, Raven turned to look away rubbing her bully with an uneasy feeling. She looked up at Korim when he made his suggestion that she fight a sea dragon. Was he crazy? Well…why is she asking herself that question, of course he was crazy. “You are going to have us do chores? In the condition we are in, we hare barely recovered.” She was complaining mainly because she didn’t want to do some stupid tasks for him or anyone. She wasn’t going to complain about eating again soon, in the last three days they only had two meals so lunch sounded good. She would have to look for food that looked more familiar to her like chicken or beef. No more strange or weird food for her, she really missed having burgers and pizza.

 

[Avilion Einhorn]

Nanaja Kagero

♦The Inferno Warrior♦

Continuing to finish off her own meal, not having the slightest problem of eating the now known sea dragon meat that she has thoroughly cooked for herself and the tigress, the dragoness happily eats it, plopping piece by piece of the salty and spicy meat into her mouth. Honestly, if you enjoy eating fish, then you shouldn't have a problem with eating sea dragon. It's basically just another fish, or at least, that's the way Nanaja sees it as. She has absolutely no problem with eating sea dragon. It's basically eating a salted fish, one that has come fresh from the sea itself. Hence why it is considered a delicacy to most. Listening to Korim as she finishes up her meal, the dragoness takes heed of her words, kind of ignoring the small event that he plans on having her go through. Going up against a sea dragon? It will kind of be suicide on her part, as fighting something that lives within the sea will probably not end too well for her. Of course, it all depends if she is going to be fighting it within the sea, or if she is going to be fighting it out of the sea. If it's going to be out of water, she will simply roast it, and it will be dead. Simple as that. Of course, this is easier said then done. Hearing the chores that herself and Raven will have to do, she swallows what meat was within her mouth, glancing at the man for a moment, before shaking his head and going back to her meal. At least they will be eating three meals today, considering herself and Raven only had about two meals in the passed three fays. The dragoness doesn't remember, as she wasn't really paying it much attention. Nearly done, she looks up from her plate, and immediately takes notice of Raven pushing away her dish, some meat still remaining. Does she find it a problem that she is eating a cooked sea dragon? And here she thought felines enjoyed fish. Shrugging her shoulders, the dragoness finishes her meal, playing the last bit of meat into her mouth and puts her fork and knife onto the empty plate, pushing it aside somewhat. Raven does bring up a good point. However, the dragoness isn't necessarily in all that much pain, but is she going to tell Korim this? Like hell she is. She would prefer it if she got the rest of the day off, to at least rest or something along those lines. Swallowing the chewed meat within her mouth, she nods her head a couple of times, looking at Korim with a neutral expression. "I have to agree with Raven. We haven't necessarily gotten enough time to actually recover from our ordeals. I know I'm still feeling a bit achy from mine." she explains to Korim, lying and telling the truth at the same time. True, she may be feeling a bit achy from her ordeals, but doesn't mean she is actually incapable of doing. Hell, the dragoness did just cook two minor meals for herself and Raven, but that's easy work for her. It doesn't take much to actually breathe fire... well, for her anyway...

 

[Mavis Renkoptf]

ஆ Korim ஆ

Knife thrower;Substitute Ring Master

Come here my pet...

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"You should think it being merciful I am giving you simple tasks and not any more harder tasks then shouldn't you." He does not skip a beat as he shows that he is perfectly serious that they are going to be doing some sort of chores today. He couldn't keep the two of them within his tent all of the time and for him chores was a simple solution to several things. Minor tasks that needed to get done and it got them exercise. It was not as if Korim would not be doing things as well he had to lift up crates for the clowns again to put them in storage. It moving linen's and clothing was such a back breaking task he had to worry about the two becoming twigs. It was bad enough the two hated him so much that he had to force them to the kitchen and threaten them to eat something. He had asked if the two had been hungry the past several days and they continued to ignore him and so today he couldn't give a damn if they only ate porridge so long as there was something that stomach of theirs and really he did want to see Nanaja go up against a serpent as she is acting cocky about being able to beat one. However Demu can handle the sea serpents so maybe the dragoness could as well and if she were to be swallowed or knocked into the water they could easily retrieve her. Brushing himself off he turns to them both. "First act of your chore is clean up what you used from the kitchen." He motions to their plates boredly.

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I promise not to harm you...much.