"I'm calling from Jail because..."

[Ichido Aotsuki]

I told you you'd get indigestion!

I'm calling from jail for beating up Batman.  

[HEYIQUITTHISSITESUCKS]

I told you he had backup!

I'm calling from jail for kicking my mom's a**.  

[ChimeBell]

I told you never to underestimate how many figures of authority your mother knows.

I'm calling from jail because a suicidal tree jumped in front of my car on my home from the NSTG bar.  

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

I told you to not go out of the house today.

I'm calling from jail because I punched a Twilight fan in the face.  

[ChimeBell]

I told you about those female cops, haven't I?*

I'm calling from jail because I read Shakespeare aloud and was arrested for sedition.


*this is a game reply, not an opinion  

[LS95]

I'll pay your bail if you promise not to do it again
I'm calling from jail beacuse killed George W. Bush for being an IDIOT! scream  

[Naomi Kyuuten]

I told you about those wild bushes calling the cops on people for Mocking Bush, didn't I!?

I'm calling from jail because I was attacked by a pack of rabid squirrels and threw them in my neighbor's house on "accident". ;D  

[The Revered One]

Next time use rabid bears, then they won't be able to call and complain.

I'm calling from jail because I may have just blown up half of Texas.  

[iRetaliate]

I told you... wait... good job!

I'm calling from jail because I just commit a hate-crime...  

[Naomi Kyuuten]

I told you to use love instead of Hate!

I'm calling from Jail because I crapped on the President's Seal.  

[iRetaliate]

I told you to crap on his walrus...

I'm calling you from jail because I just got a job as a jail warden...  

[LS95]

pay my bail then!
I'm calling fro jail because I farted in public after eating 1,000 tacos, 50 beans burritos, and some chili and made the earth rip in half rofl  

[Elemental Doll]

I told you we already had the food in the house. You didn't have to do that! crying

I'm calling from jail because my grandmother slapped me.

 

[Naomi Kyuuten]

I warned you that you had an evil granny! She's bent on world domination I told you!

I'm calling from jail because I accused an old lady for world domination.  

[The Revered One]

No! The old lady has already taken control of the police!

I'm calling from jail because I fired my mediocre employee.