Pick up lines ><

[Xx_SEXUAL_YAOI_RAINBOW_xX]

if you show my your skitty, i'l show you my soodowoodo X3  

[Kake Kiligh Hellwinter]

If I tell you you're body's bangin' will you hold it against me?

 

[Vera Sol]

Dismal_day

"I want to tell you your fortune." Take her hand and write your phone number on it. "There's your future."

then say

"I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down."


That is another example of how to do business. xp

Lmao this one is just too hilarious, i swear if anyone pulled that line one me I'd just die laughin.  

[Vera Sol]

YaY-JAY

my name is ---------------but you can call me tonight

LOL i really liked this one too, way too funny.  

[Vera Sol]

"Do you have a quarter? I told my ex boyfriend that I would call him when I found someone better." rofl  

[Laird of Dunans]

Great legs, what time do they open?  

[Laird of Dunans]

I heard this one is from an Australian:

Does your father own a bakery - you have nice buns.