A Story My cousin Told me :D (read Please)

[Fried Lung]

"In Senior Year,There Was a Boy Named Alexander That Was The Hottest Guy in earth,i Sited Behind him Everyday before ending school,And One Day i decided To Tell Him All The Feelings i had for him..One Day I Grabbed Him While he Was With his Friends And Told him All The feelings i had for him And I Asked him If He Wanted To go with me To The Graduation Party..i told him To not Answer me Right now That He Can Answer me Other day..So i Left...While Him And his friends Where Walking away Making fun of me...

At The Graduation Party i was looking for him Everywhere but he didnt appeared....Disappointed i went out For A Fresh Air..There Sitting in a Bench in the School Entrance i Saw him..in a black tuxedo...I Walked to him n Started to talk...I Asked him If He Wanted To kiss me.And He Said Yes..But Just A Short one of Lips only..And i Said Yes...We kissed..And Was The Best Kiss of My life...Not Just That I kissed the Most Handsome guy in my school...Its just That Every girl On Our classroom Wanted To kiss him...And i Did...So with All My Happynes i Went Back to The Graduation Party And Started Having fun with All my Friends

Its Have Been 3 Years Since that..And i havent Seen him...i meeted My Guy Roberto...And We are going to marry..i love him so much..We Went to Marry in a Local Place at our country And They asked our Names...his Name Was Roberto R. And Mine is....Juan...Juan Ramirez"


Lol A story My Cousin Told me

Note:Yes i Ate All TheCookiesMommy  

[vampire_angelz]

lol pretty funny ..hehe  

[litiia]

at least your not my friend he was duck taped to a roof of a car and driven around town on the roof of the car and screaming I ATE A MUFFIN!!!!!!!!!!!!  

[Fried Lung]

LOl Random!!



Muffins SUCKs He Should Hav Yeelled I ATE A COOKIE! wich was better biggrin  

[June Malatesta]

I have a joke that's similar to that!


There was this teenage boy who for the past month was urging for sexual pleasure. finally his friend informed him of this chick at a gas station who gives the best hand-jobs for $5. the boy went to go see her, and after stating his request, the girl pointed to her watch
"you see this watch?" she asked, he nodded.
"this is the watch I bought because of boys like you wanting hand-jobs."
so that's what she gave him.
A week later his friend told the boy that she also gave the best blow-jobs for $50. He went to find her.
"you see that toyota? that's the car I got from guys like you wanting blow-jobs." so she gave him a blow-job.
the boy put together that if the chick gave the best hand and blow-jobs, that she must give the greatest sex. So he went back to her once more.
"you see that nice mansion on the hill?" she began, "that's the house I would have if I didn't have a p.enis."


I do not claim responsibility for this joke and any impairment/scarring it may cause. I blame it all on my sister! She got it from her friend...but I blame it on her!  

[Fried Lung]

Why In Heaven U Blame ur sister? What she did?