Create a legend people. A LEGEND.

[SedatedRaccoon]

The legend of Goose the Moose.

So there was this moose right? and his name was Goose because his grandmother hated him- dramallama

(complete the story, fellows)  

[Mid Nitewolfv]

His grandmother used to hide him in a small closet, and give him goose feather pillows, even though goose was really a moose, he thought he was a goose!

one day he slid out and ....


[[[addds on pleaseeee!!! ]]]  

[Jellymancer]

feel on an angry dog who was as steamy as a cog when the goose who was really a moose fell on his tail.

But he....

{ADDDDDDDD......NOU!!}  

[xXxGothicMonkeyxXx]

didn't mean to sit on the dog, because Goose The Moose was such a silly Goose! So Goose Went To The Shops, To Buy Some....

(AdddddDD ????)  

[vampire_angelz]

bananas to feed to his parahnahs,
but he realized...  

[Dood-sama]

that over his eyes
(ADD!!!!! QUICK!!!!)  

[Bored_Hero_55]

were glasses made out of pennies to attract jews when...  

[kieran_yelling_louder]

he ran into charlie the unicorn!!!!!  

[AngelOfBlueRose]

"I'm sorry Charlie the Unicorn," said Goose the Moose. Charley the Unicorn smiled like a maniac then turned into a four-legged telephone. Goose the Moose opened his mouth then....

(uhhhhh...add now??)  

[nicola_cullen_grigori]

out jumped a frog named hog who...