And one day said ovaries shall produce an egg.
And said egg shall produce a boy.
And I shall name him Caligula.
And Caligula and I shall take Soviet Russia.
Because Soviet Russia still exists.
Because my ovaries' names are both Caligula.
Yes, as in Little Soldier's Boot.
Their names are Little Soldier's Boot. Caligula.
As in Gladiator Sandals.
And we, as in you and I, shall dance the mamushka together.
Now that you feel you've gone on a trip,
You post now, yes?
oh. btw russian hat.
I'm in the process of naming him, too.
I was thinking Caligula.
Or Konstantine. Konstantine crossed my mind as well.
If only Hortense was a male's name.
Caligula it is, Konstantine.
