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Ladies, if someone loves you like math.

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Pudding Raven

PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:49 am
Feel good about it. ;-; <3

This was written by one of the guys in Shawn's platoon...

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I said to her, "How can you leave me when you know I love you?" and she said, "Love? What do you know about love? I need a man who can prove he loves me, no, better yet I need a man who can put into words how he loves me."

I said, " Words? What are words when I love you like math?"

She said, "Like math? How can you love me like... math?"

I said, "I love you like math - infinite and exact and you can not subtract from my attraction or reduce into fraction as infinitesimal to the decimal of my point. You are the equation to my quotions, the sensation of my devotion is the calculations to your notions. Confusion between love and see. Too complex to divide to divide. I'm just an x looking for his answer to y. Like why was this subtraction your action, why was this division your decision, and why was my formula rejected when our love was geometric? Like a line without a finish, without a start. Perfect as a circle trapped inside your trapezoidal truth. If love is your problem, than this is my proof."
 
PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:26 am
It's cute but it's just mathematical jargon.  

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:34 pm
I have a very adverse reaction to that.  
PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:05 pm
I'd say about 75% of that makes no sense.
 

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