Welcome to S CORP.

S CORP RULES AND REGULATIONS

1) Never question your superiors.

2) SECRET projects are not to be discussed outside of the S CORP facilities.

3) Lab Animals/Test Subjects are not to be hand fed under ANY circumstances.

4) If any S CORP employee is acting peculiarly, immediately report him/her to an S CORP superior.

5) If you are feeling under the weather, or exhibit any signs of illness, immediately report to the nearest decontamination kiosk.

6) Interpersonnel relationships are strictly prohibited.

7) Repeat after me, "Santa Claus is coming to town."

As a S CORP Employee, the following behavior is expected of you. Any deviation from these rules and regulations will be dealt with accordingly by S CORP Punitive Staff.

Have a nice day.