Ruin My Wish game

[Charie4ever]

Granted, but your lover adored you too much that you got annoyed of your lover!

I wish my wish wouldnt get ruined!  

[GuillotineGirl]

Granted, but that's makes your life extremely dull. That's not ruining it or anything. It's your own fault, 'cause you had to go and be difficult! rolleyes

I wish... for a cherry-flavored lollipop the shape of Dane Cook's head. 3nodding  

[cozork]

granted, but then a bird steals it and steals your eyes too

i wish for world communism

 

[TheBeatlesLiveForEver]

Granted, but another world war fight breaks out because of you
i wish for world peace  

[4thewin]

Granted, everthing is nuked so nothing survives.

I wish I had a computer with a yottabyte HD and free memory space.  

[Windyful]

Granted but then your dad destorys it with a hammer later.

I wish I had more Trident Gum Lays = w = With no one/animal stealing/destorying/eatting it before I do/making the world ending.  

[TheBeatlesLiveForEver]

Granted but you eat it allt before I could reach it
I wish my brother was a little more nicer  

[4thewin]

Granted, but you become a little more mean equaling out the exchange.

I wish my computer that my dad destroyed with a hammer was fixed and indestructible.  

[Charie4ever]

Granted, but you cant do anything with it but use paint.

I wish the fox didn't die!  

[JTN]

Granted, but it now lives on as an undead... in your underwear drawer.


I wish I had a cheeseburger.  

[Charie4ever]

Granted, But it is not eadable.

I wish I had internet at home.  

[Hachimitsu bea]

Granted but it frezzes on you C:
i wish for better art skills  

[Zaxzen]

Granted,but compared to famous artists your skills are nowhere close.
I wish for me to win the lottery by chance everytime.  

[magic_doglover]

granted, but as soon as you start winning the entire world switches to a bartering system.

i wish i were omnipotent.  

[Eisenkrieger]

granted, but it causes you to go suicidally insane.
wish i had a xbox360 that worked for more than a half hour at a time.