Ruin My Wish game

[A death bird]

ganted... what? its going to end badly anyway.


i wish for a pig to nom on galisy. and kill EVERY ONE inculding me  

[Karvax nar Kilratha]

Granted, now the pig kills you and everything else in the galaxy and has just bred a new pig-human race where said pig is elected their leader. And his name is Groinke, the head of the Piguman race. And his race engages in even lewder, more disgusting behavior than we humans do.

I wish for my nerves to be deadened so that I can truly not feel anything.  

[Deathfrost]

Granted, but the second you no longer feel anything, you decide to kill yourself & throw yourself into the engine of a 747 While it is in flight...

I wish I wish oh I wish for some fish... (jk) I wish that everyone knew all the evil that disney has done...  

[A death bird]

granted then no one cared

i wish deathfrost frogot the evil of disney and ate glass (surly that joke is geting old)  

[Laydi Nite]

Granted, but then he coughs blood all over your face, you can't see, and you stumble over the edge of a cliff... crying

I wish I could train my kittens to attack annoying pop idols...  

[Shy_Meganekko]

Granted, but all their fangirls come to tear you a new one...and take away your kittens.

I wish a scanlation group can form to finish all those really good underappreciated mangas that have been left uncompleted for years. 4laugh  

[phillipo]

Shy_Meganekko

Granted, but all their fangirls come to tear you a new one...and take away your kittens.

I wish a scanlation group can form to finish all those really good underappreciated mangas that have been left uncompleted for years. 4laugh

Granted, but the main character in all of them is now Justin Bieber with a terrible skin condition.

I wish I had free first-class plane tickets for life.  

[A death bird]

granted but one of you flights you went on was struck with lighting when you were on it.

i wish that nothing bad will happen to this wish  

[Laydi Nite]

the super dragon fighter

granted but one of you flights you went on was struck with lighting when you were on it.

i wish that nothing bad will happen to this wish

Granted! Nothing bad happens. In fact, nothing at all happens. Everything is the same as always.  

[JTN]

Laydi Nite

the super dragon fighter

granted but one of you flights you went on was struck with lighting when you were on it.

i wish that nothing bad will happen to this wish

Granted! Nothing bad happens. In fact, nothing at all happens. Everything is the same as always.

What? You're not wishing for anything? That sounds kind of suspicious... You're hiding something!

*calls for the wish police to haul her away to Gitmo*


I wish no one saw that... cat_ninja  

[Deathfrost]

Granted, but now all of your posts have been replaced by crappy dcom disney movies... Then you are sued by disney for using said movies without their consent...

I wish I could fly without wings (meaning actual flight...)  

[Shy_Meganekko]

Granted, but you know nothing about air turbulence patterns and always crash into birds.
I wish my eyesight was better.  

[Amaterasu-chan20]

Granted! But now you become mute and deaf.
I wish i knew how to play the guitar  

[Deathfrost]

Granted... But then you lose both your arms in a freak accident & the prosthetic arms they gave you were far too strong & the keep breaking your guitar...

I wish I wasn't famous...  

[A death bird]

granted now no one even your pernts dont know you exist



i wish the wish below me didint have a bad sideafect