There is a god.

[Kiwii Tea]

Veddhartha

Juliets last kiss

there is a Murphy's Grill in my town where I grew up and all along the walls there are different laws and stuff. . .

I also had a murphy's law calendar XD

We have a true believer! rofl All hail Murphy!

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ALL HAIL!  

[Evil Eirlys]

Sounds just as plausible as the rest. twisted  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Well Murphy got me again. Last night was opening night ,and when the actress with the gun pulled the trigger it went off fine, then she handed it off to me and i gave her earmuffs (i was already wearing mine because the next shot is off stage in an echo chamber we call our fire escape) and i pulled the trigger 3 times. Nothing but clicks, the hammer wasn't hitting the primer on the blanks. So the director who was sitting in the audience said "bang" so the lightboard operator would bring up house lights for intermission.  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Second night and i have one of my worst migranes the kind that isn't effected by light or sound or movement but by thought thinking is agony and unfortunately the only way i can stop thinking right now is to go to sleep yay Murphy  

[Dragon student]

The lord and master, Murphy, affects my job every day.

If you can avoid it, never work customer care in a call center. The pay may be nice, and a few calls quite humorous, but the stupidity of the customer can be done without.  

[Malheureux]

This god of yours even has her own bed...

I say "her" because I've seen her... and her last name is Brown.