Why not... give the person above you a superpower?

[Nykromantyk]

the abilty to walk on the ceiling  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The ability to fart a chromatic scale.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

The ability to fly.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

The ability to double jump.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

The ability to pull anything from his nose.  

[Ariemea]

The ability to summon the Millennium Earl. Not to control or convince him of anything, mind you. Only to summon him.

Good luck with that one.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The ability to grow legs.

What ever kind of legs she wants, such as human, giraffe, insect, octopus, etc.  

[Ariemea]

The ability to give yourself permanent amnesia at will. Oh, and that's complete amnesia. You can only remember a few basic things, like how to talk and eat!  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

The ability to swallow things whole.  

[Ariemea]

The ability to replace people's eyes with goggles.  

[Rooney Faire]

The ability to cause mayhem and slaughter with her eyes closed.

 

[KBiT]

The ability to leave nothing but world peace and goodwill to all men and women in her wake  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Be a bullet.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The ability to morph into any fictional character.  

[KBiT]

He commands an elite cadre of boy scouts trained in all manner of black op shenanigans and who routinely meddle in world affairs directing humanity towards some secretive end.

What? You really thought SEALs got Bin Laden and the Arab Spring was just a random domino event?