[Game] Corrupt Wish Game

[oceantail]

granted but it is made By MTV with whiny teenagers as the cast

I wish for three more wishes  

[oceantail]

granted but while "trying it out" you cut a support beam of your home, sending it tumbling down.

I wish for a conversation with a Chinese dragon  

[this wretched thing]

Granted, but in the middle of your conversation, he gets really bored and hungry and eats you. Too bad, and you even gave him an upset stomach.

I wish for my school to be completed and done.  

[zabazor]

Granted, but as time speeds up, it never knows when to slow back down again. Years go by like seconds, and soon you are old worm food, quickly ripened. ^_^

I wish for something to cool me down, I feel hot this morning. sweatdrop  

[sex.drugs.and.rock]

Granted, but it's so blazingly hot that your ice cool drink quickly becomes as warm as the outside air.
(that would really suck)

I wish I didn't have to go to band practice today.  

[zainith666]

granted, but you are kicked out of he band and are forbidden to ever join another in the same county!

i wish i had something to keep my hair from being a mess in the morning. ^_^  

[zabazor]

Granted, you Consume a strange bubbling tonic that claims to stop your hair from ever growing again. It doesn't seem to work so you go and get a hair cut by your local barber. Although the barber does a bad job and you tell him to cut it all off, it will grow back, but it doesn't. The tonic actually works and you are bald for the rest of your life. -Long-

I wish I had an icecream cone!  

[sex.drugs.and.rock]

Granted, but as you start to enjoy your delicious ice cream, a seagull poops in it. A lot.

I wish I could paint my whole house right now.  

[-l- WhoreMuffin -l-]

Granted, But as you paint, your realize that you don't have mask on and die of toxic fumes...

I wish I knew why a raven is like a writing desk!  

[zabazor]

You realize that Poe is the only logical answer and pass out from the excitement of your find.

I wish I had a faster computer.  

[sex.drugs.and.rock]

Granted, but in order to make your computer faster, it needed to be smarter also. It started programming itself while you were sleeping and eventually, it staged a late Y2K TAKEOVER.

I wish my belly didn't hurt.  

[-l- WhoreMuffin -l-]

Granted, Your foot is blown off, so you no longer realize that your belly hurts.


I wish my mini fridge was stocked with food biggrin  

[GayOreo]

Granted, but the food was mutated and why you were sleeping your food awakened and ate you.


~I wish There was world peace.  

[Artistic Genocide]

kaguya-kimimaro1

Granted, but the food was mutated and why you were sleeping your food awakened and ate you.


~I wish There was world peace.

Granted, but you suddenly aren't capable of peace and as a result you're kicked off the planet(In a non-violent way) and die in space.

I wish my tattoo I got re-done would finish healing so I can go swimming again!