[Game] Corrupt Wish Game

[Hibou et loup]

Granted, but the condition spreads to the rest of your body and you become so bald that you're so Shiney that When you walk outside with friends they need to wear sunglases to keep from being blinded off your reflection.

I wish that I could get a Halloween/Samhain Party going.  

[Pixie Pasha]

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Granted, but no one will attend.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of candles and matches.

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[Emperor of shadows]

Granted!~
Oh...did I forget to mention?
The candles and matches are melted together in your carpet and walls. >:3

I wish I could write a good fantasy book! YAY!  

[Fairytale Endings]

Granted, but no one ever reads it.

I wish I didn't feel sick right now.

 

[Emperor of shadows]

Neh-- I don't mind.

Where were we?
Ah, granted-- but I don't like your hair style, so while you are not sick, you pass on your disease to every one you love and they DIE.
I wish...
I wish I had a red rose that would never dry out. EVER!  

[zainith666]

granted, but the rose is so wet that mold starts too quickly grow on it, changing it's color to a brownish yellow. and the rose now smells more like that of an athlete's gym locker.

i wish i could have a rock that was soft and couldn't do harm to me, specifically...  

[oceantail]

granted, But unfortunately it crumbles it is so soft it crumbles into dust
I wish I had Hydrokinisis  

[Tarrien]

Granted, but every water source you run into dries up before you can use it.

I wish I had big fairy wings  

[FabulousNerd]

Granted. You have biologically accurate fairy wings. The increased blood flow to makes you constantly lightheaded, and you barely flap them, much less fly.

I wish I could fight better than Tony Jaa.  

[Cooley Fair]

Granted, but now you are the Incredible Hulk and a strange, bright green color.

I wish my back didn't hurt so bad or pop so much.  

[zainith666]

granted, but now it oozes a little and spreads to your hands!
i wish i could be able to lie and not get caught.  

[Cooley Fair]

Granted, but every lie causes a canker sore to spring up.

I wish I didn't have to graduate and become and adult, soon.  

[zainith666]

granted, but every day you digress in age until you are a fetus with no womb to live in.
i wish i had a potato, strickly one potato. ^_^  

[Cooley Fair]

... I should've seen that one coming. XD

Granted, but it's a nasty, moldy potato and was also the last one that your local store carried, so now there's a miniature potato famine in your community.

I wish I didn't have to go to school, today.  

[J. Dragonhater]

Granted but your parents suddenly enroll you in homeschool and due to their inability to teach, you don't graduate high school until you are thirty two.

I wish they would come up with a new Star Trek series.