[Game] Corrupt Wish Game

[Jamie Of Spades]

Another lesson, I didn't get to learn...
Yay! I got to make my own thread! >w<
This is The Corrupt Wish Game.
Here's how you play.
First someone makes a wish, then the next person has to grant it but with the twist of it back firring.
Like this:

Quote:

I wish I had a fish.

Quote:

Granted, but a cat eats it and chokes then you get sued for killing you neighbors cat and your family have to live in boxes while the cats owners live in a house twice as big as there last one.

I wish I had a new TV.

Rules:
-You have to make a wish after granting one.
-You have to twist up the previous posters wish as best you can, use your imagination!
-Keep it PG-13
-This is a good game for a laugh and to bring your sick side out so, have fun! whee

Here's the first wish:
I wish I had my room back.

...You're my obsession, I've got nowhere to turn.

 

[Arthela]

U get ur room back but have to share it with five colic babies!!!

I wish I had never been hit in the head with that tree branch!!!  

[dark_angel_32189]

Granted, but instead of the tree branch hitting you, a whole tree falls over on top of your house.

I wish I could find a job.  

[Foxmore]

dark_angel_32189

Granted, but instead of the tree branch hitting you, a whole tree falls over on top of your house.

I wish I could find a job.

granted, you now work as a septic tank cleaner.

I wish I wanted to go to school.  

[Arthela]

U now want to go to school but now u go to a school for kids on probation.


I wish I could go to Italy for a year!!!  

[dark_angel_32189]

You win a free trip, all expenses paid trip to Italy for year, only problem is that you have to stay with a serial killer the whole year.

I wish I could be a famous nature photographer.  

[Arthela]

U become a famous nature photographer by being the first person to ever photograph their own death at the claws of a tiger!!!

I wish I could draw as well as write!!!  

[dark_angel_32189]

lol.

Your wish is granted, but now you're unable to see anything.

I wish I could fly.  

[Jamie Of Spades]

Another lesson, I didn't get to learn...
Granted, but you can no longer walk or sit down or else you die.

I wish I had a new, awesome phone.

...You're my obsession, I've got nowhere to turn.

 

[PathlessPlot]

Granted, but you only get a signal at the Huddle House during Friday and Saturday nights when the place is so packed with rowdy people from the local bars that you can't hear anything being said by the other person.

I wish that my computer wasn't so slow.  

[Wraith_92]

Rebo_Nicky

Granted, but you only get a signal at the Huddle House during Friday and Saturday nights when the place is so packed with rowdy people from the local bars that you can't hear anything being said by the other person.

I wish that my computer wasn't so slow.

A dying man needs to die, as a sleepy man needs to sleep

Granted, but it goes so fast that it over heats and you have to buy a new one.

I wish I had one piece of paper.

and there comes a time when it is wrong, as well as useless, to resist.
~Stewart Alsop

 

[PathlessPlot]

Granted, but the piece of paper gives you a papercut so bad that you have to go to the hospital and get stitches.

I wish that my boyfriend would get along with my mother.  

[Wraith_92]

Rebo_Nicky

Granted, but the piece of paper gives you a papercut so bad that you have to go to the hospital and get stitches.

I wish that my boyfriend would get along with my mother.

A dying man needs to die, as a sleepy man needs to sleep

Granted but your boyfriend is caught cheating on you and you break up with him..

I wish that paper hadn't cut me! cry

and there comes a time when it is wrong, as well as useless, to resist.
~Stewart Alsop

 

[PathlessPlot]

Granted, but when you went to write on the paper you're pencil tip broke and you don't have a sharpener. xp

I wish that I had enough money for groceries.  

[koudelkaW]

Bingo! You know have enough money for groceries....unfortunately it's the wrong currency and you can't spend it.

I wish I had some nachoes