Unfortunately , Fortunately

[Ember Terran]

Fortunately the horse was only polishing the shells and returned them promptly once they had a mirror sheen  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Unfortunately, It was too late.  

[Ember Terran]

Fortunately, the tank tracks were just as effective as firepower  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Unfortunately, you ran over the wrong people.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Fortunately there was a flamethrower left inside the tank and it was full.  

[Ember Terran]

Unfortunately all the rabid people had by now walked off citing better things to do with their time  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Fortunately, they isolated themselves.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Unfortunately everything got boring.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Fortunately, a giant meteorite struck Earth and hoards of giant monsters attacked.  

[-X-_snow_witch_ -X-]

Unfortunately, they killed all but two people.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Fortunately, they repopulated the world.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Unfortunately, inbreeding leads to problems.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

fortunately, the problems had nothing to do with genes.