DMT: tacitus vs. horekoshu

[DJ Notashi]

"...le sigh.." Horekoshu said, as the molten rock would suddenly burst upward as shadows beneath it kicked it so. As that was done, only two things were on that rock. Horekoshu and the lovely p***s cannon. Once in the air Horekoshu starred at the cannon with a simple face as if he was saying get the ******** off or you are ******** dead..With that, said it seemed the cannon wouldn't budge so Horekoshu would have to do as he said. The molten rock under the two was certainly hot and would bur anything that was on it. Of coarse, Horekoshu's boots would just sort of suck up the heat into void with a warm hole on the soles. Since his sword was in his other hand, it was like the chaos would stop it from happening. Of coarse, exiting was different. Every exit of the heat would seem to just spit out at the giant cat...Horekoshu was beginning to love this chaos as well XD. But as said, Horekoshu would kill this cannon...Once both were high enough that the rock would begin to fall downwards, Horekoshu's hand would begin to light up from inside the stupid thing. And with that, it would create a warm hole. After doing so, he used his shock absorbers to burst outward to loosen some of the grip from the thing, then the hole would suck it up. Of coarse, the p***s cannon would attempt taking Horekoshu with him. But the problem was that the thing was already pretty much whole in the hole, which included the thing that kept Horekoshu's shadows from coming with a certain distance. That meant it was in some other dimension where it didn't effect him. So, Horekoshu would indeed use his shadows to crawl down his arm, into the thing and burst outward with mega-tons of force which would easily throw it off of him. And so Horekoshu wouldn't get sucked up into the hole as well even without the thing on him, his boots sides cripped the rock with shadows. Once the cannon was fully in, the hole clossed up with no exit. In other words, the cannon was in a dimension that had only one way in...But none out...o.O...Freaky sheet huh? By now the rock was also near the ground, and the heat was still hit'n the cat n' sheet.  

[Tacitus]

Only problem with it was that merely steam rose up in a jet, hardly enough lifting power to pull someone from the ground. It was pumped from the ground fast and it was hardly water, as noted by the wierd liquid the p***s cannon female-ish parts had been leaking. Even if the boots took some of the heat, it couldn't take it all, not nearly all of it. Oelden would get burned, but he was focused otherwise. As for the molten rock, well, Horekoshu would find himself still kinda sitting on it, the heat expanding as he basically sat on a pool of lava. Fun stuff.

The p***s cannon wasn't going anywhere either, he was going down with the ship. Chanting all the way it seemed to grip to Horekoshu all crazy like, more fluid dripping from it to create blasts of steam. He had wrapped around Horekoshu's torso, gripping like a fat b***h in a Wal-Mart fighting for the last box of twinkies. A small bit of him popped off and was gone into the portal, but hardly the lot.

And then the cannon fired, point blank, right into Horekoshu's chest. It wasn't as strong as it otherwise could have been, having to twist and turn to get there, but still, it was right on this beech's chest.

Oh, the cat? Thats one dead p***y.  

[DJ Notashi]

Horekoshu's eyes widened as the cannon fired. The shadows with their speed would cover up as much as they could like a shield, but yet Horekoshu took impact. This occured, because the thing that made it so Horekoshu couldn't use shadows was taken into the worm hole. It wouldn't go through him, or anything so dramatic, but instead wind his human lung from breathing correctly. His mechanic lung served as 1.5 lungs pretty much, so he was lucky enough to still have a working lung. He would fly off the rock, his sword still in hand with the added grip of shadows wrapped around his nuckles to the hilt. As the shadows had their own mind, they triggered the swords pulsation to slow down the cannons movements quite effectively. The pulsation going in all directions of coarse. Then part of the shadows that were on the rock and Horekoshu's body jumped over the cannon swallowing it as it was slowed down. After all the pulse was completely out of no where, and would be unexpected. Once the cannon would be swallowed, it would be crushed to nothing ending that part of his opponents body. What next other than remaining shadows acting as a baseball mit and catching him in mid air, wrapping around him to protect him from any other attacks. Easily long enough at least for him to recover.  

[Tacitus]

It didn't stop. It had a grip and it decided that stopping was a bad, bad idea. The shadows wouldn't be able to rush in to help block the blast, nor would they be able to do much else anywhere around Horekoshu. The p***s cannon continually dripped fluid that rose as blasts of steam and crept over Horekoshu. He was trapped. Hell, Olden would get melty in the molten rock, and always was, but its not like he couldn't fix that later.

Even as Horekoshu darted upwards he'd find himself hardly going the distance he wanted, weighted down by the p***s cannon, which was gripping him rather snuggly. The bits around his arms and legs may be pushed away by the pulse, but that which was wrapped around his waist and chest wasn't moving, even as it kept blasting at his chest, trying to tear through. The other terror would come next as Oelden convulsed, a spray of molten rock shooting through his body to cover Horekoshu.

As for the shadows trying to suck the p***s...cannon, highly doubt that happening, seeing as there was the whole ghostly illumination bit. Silly Hore, it wasn't an item on him, but infused into him, tricks are for kids! The most he'd get is a big long stretchy p***s cannon with all his pulses, as Oelden had learned they were no fun.  

[DJ Notashi]

Horekoshu's skin began to open up on the chest, his mechanics being shown for a little time, but only to soon be blocked by shadows spewing out of him. The shadows would race across his chest, and with each cannon fired, it would simply be absorbed, and exit right behind Horekoshu in the opposite direction. Of coarse, the part the illuminous thingy attached to Horekoshu's opponents body was sucked away into the worm hole as stated before. He was able to know where it was attached, by using the third eye to scout it out. It was able to do things like that after all. So the shadows still worked just as well to engulf the cannon sending it away. Then this would leave Horekoshu to simply free fall off the rock as it fell faster than he did, setting him to kind of hoover over it. The shadows would again catch him with his sword still in hand, keeping him safe from a lethal hit on the ground.  

[Tacitus]

There was no mention of the third eye looking in forever, OH NOES! But it was there, and thus will be obeyed. The third eye would see it everywhere, cause each chibi had two arms, and each arm was an attachement location. Wormhole failedz0rs! OH EM GEE! What about the molten r0xx0rs and the beam, now that it seemed the shadows were pwnt!?! Still just a beaming, chanting, and molten rock sprayin.  

[DJ Notashi]

Horekoshu feeling the grip of death, became consious for only a few moments which would be enough to end this battle. Using the shadows inside his sword, he caused them to forcefully push outwards to shatter it into pieces. The pieces would turn to dust. He looked to the sky, seeing one star much brighter than others. With that seen, he used the rest of his abilities to create a worm hole above the two that was a 27 ft diameter. The worm hole was connected by another worm hole that was placed right next to the star. The star was brighter for one reason. It was currently exploding. And as the worm holes connected, the explosion would travel through it exiting from the oposite hole to destroy both of the two fighters. It would also take the entire planet with them, including most likely half the solar system. It was the last resort move, and both would die. Escape would be impossible for either of the two after all. Match was over.  

[Tacitus]

"Well F..." And then KABOOM! Gaia and the surrounding area decided to explode. But then, it turned into a rubber duckie with rubber duckie chicks. And then, OMG! It was all normal again.

Cause thats damned chaotic, b***h.

The two combatants would be left in a pile of limbs in the center of the stadium, in no shape to continue.  

[DJ Notashi]

Both alive of coarse. All was indeed well. Except for Ertai dying. No evidence of true cause of death. Some think it was because he is too tight assed.  

[Tic Tack Toe]

a draw? hmmm....well ill just have to analyze the posts. but technically you both got wooped at the same time.  

[Tacitus]

I asked Ebil to give his opinion, and despite the fact he never posted it anywhere (god damn him XD) He was in my favor because Horekoshu was left to a suicide attack. I think the judging should be discussed somewhere else that is not TGC because I am a crw member and a participant, as such having discussions here is a conflict of interest.