Every time I play Switchem with the current (main?) theme playing I go into this zombie state, and I kind of just keep playing over and over.

I was curious about the effects of the Switchem song on people other than me, so I asked a musician/DJ friend to play a few rounds on my mule account.

A while later he blinks and looks at me with this confused look. "Wait, how long have I been playing?" he asked.

I checked. He'd been playing at least half an hour.

DJ Musician freaked out. Apparently the Switchem theme is soothing to the point it puts you in a delta wave state. That means IT ******** HYPNOTIZES YOU. And you don't even have to be playing much for it to work.

The next stage of my experiments will involve the use of known psychoactive substances. Starting with alcohol.