Not off my a** drunk, you're not gonna get anything stupid out of me tonight.
But I'm surprised 'cause I only had two margaritas and that usually does nothing to me.
My first sign that I'm tipsy is that I get loud and talk a lot and laugh a lot, and that was happening half of the way through the first. @_@


(It also confirms my idea that I don't understand how people get drunk for pleasure. I'm not even that bad and it's uncomfortable.)