Auntie Xippy - While I was cleaning I found a letter-card

[Akky the Terrible]

I had stamped and addressed to you a loooooooong time ago. It is much too late to send it now, so I'll recreate some key points here:

-I thanked you for writing/sending me stuff at TK and keeping me from going insane there
-Told you you were intimidating in an incredible way
-Said I was scared to make jokes around you because I would think "okay but this is AUNTIE XIPPY HERE. THE MASTER OF ALL SOPHISTICATED HUMOR, EXPERT IN ALL THINGS FUNNY" and then you would make a poop joke and prove me right
-Drew a little baby spider for you, risking years of trauma and extensive therapy to do so

So yes. There you go, your letter, a year and 2 months late. :3

 

[Xiporah]

HOW AM I INTIMIDATING. I FIND s**t AND FART HUMOR FUNNY.


Knock knock
who's there?
POLICE OPEN THE ******** DOOR
*shits pants and hides the weed*

 

[Akky the Terrible]

Xiporah

HOW AM I INTIMIDATING. I FIND s**t AND FART HUMOR FUNNY.


Knock knock
who's there?
POLICE OPEN THE ******** DOOR
*shits pants and hides the weed*

YOU JUST ARE. I DON'T KNOW, YOU ALWAYS HAVE BEEN TO ME. BUT IN A GOOD WAY.