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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:36 pm
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"Good furs die hard!!!" -The Jack online comic "I'd rather die on four paws than live on two feet."-Unknown "Friendly Fire-isn't"-Unknown "Incoming fire has the right of way."-Unknown "War does not determine who is right. Only who is left."-Burtrand Russel "If the enemy is in range. So are you."-Infantry Journal "Aim towards the enemy."-Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."-U.S. Army Training Notice "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."-U.S. Air Force Marshal "Tracers work both ways."-U.S. Army Ordinance "Teamwork is essential; it gives them other people to shoot at."-Unknown "Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."-General Douglas MacArthur "Whoever does not miss the Soviet Union has no heart. Whoever wants it back has no brain."-Vladimir Putin "Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very, accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."-USAF Ammo Troop "The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."- Robert Bloch "Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."- Louis Hector Berlioz "Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."-Unknown "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."-Unknown "The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."-Unknown "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."-Unknown "This is a quantum car. I don't know where I am, but I'm going really fast."-Unknown "It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."-Drew Carey "Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."-Charles Pierce “Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.” –Albert Einstein “Not all those who wander are lost.” –J.R. Tolkien “A little learning is a dangerous thing, but a lot of ignorance is just as bad.” –Bob Edwards “If we knew what is was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?” –Albert Einstein "I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you ******** with me, I’ll kill you all." -General James N. Mattis, USMC
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:24 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:34 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:40 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:32 am
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 5:41 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 6:07 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 9:59 pm
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