OMG I'M GOING TO DIE! XD

[Tangerine_Monster]

Bloody Vaginal Belch

It's schadenfreude!

Making me feel glad that I'm not you!

But seriously, I know what you mean. I'm terrified of bees. In the so-scared-i-can't-move kind of way.  

[gas powered stick]

Wow.
I can't even deal with the small spiders I've seen...and to see a big spider...O.O I'd start flipping out, and I probably would have p***ed myself too! e.e I hate bugs.

 

[xukshia]

I can't relate to spiders. At all. Once, my friend dared me to look at a spider under a microscope and I flipped.

 

[KinaMorii]

Spiders give me the heebeejeebees.

Once, I almost made my boyfriend drive off the road because I freaked out when a spider came out of nowhere and sat on the dashboard. I also flipped out when his mom was driving the jeep and we went through some trees and I went right through a web with a spider on it. They made fun of me forever for it.



As a general rule, if I can see it, it's too big and must die.  

[Rococonut]

i don't like spiders either xD
even this little baby one got me freaked out  

[1nsane0takuChan]

If you think YOUR spider stories are funny, just look at mine...

I was in chorus class one day and my friend found a spider that was far away from us. She was like, "Hey G, I see a spider." so she pointed to the spider and I was like, "Cooool..." I don't like spiders that much either. But the funniest thing, later on in the period, T pointed out there was a spider in here, so someone scooped it up with a piece of paper and was about to take it to the window when he dropped the paper, and everyone started to scream but me and J. We were actually laughing a bit. Then T came up and stepped on the spider. So everyone was calm again. It was sooo funny.