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 Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:07 am
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1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.
11. Specify That Your Drive-Through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, "Rock Hard".
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. Send ThisTo Someone To Make Them Smile... It's Called Therapy...
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:22 am
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:10 am
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:36 am
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:11 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:33 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:07 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 5:39 am
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promised_child genbounty I have read this list before, and it it oddly seems familiar. XD considering i first saw it in 2001, it is more than probable that we have all seen it. it floated around my HS for 8 years, that i know of. (the 4 years i was there 3 years before, and atleast one year after) you will occasionally catch a Maurader performing one of these, along with "hey! you dropped your pocket!" see how many people look for said pocket
Ah, I love it when people fall for that. ^^ |
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:44 pm
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