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[XxiiCandySkittlez]

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[SweetDove_1]

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cheta2me

dont hate me cuz im beautiful hate me cuz im special and ur not

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its dont hate me cuz im beautiful, hate me cuz ur boyfriend thinks so

dont hate cuz im beautiful hate me cuz ur not 95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5% that would shout "Jump"  

[SweetDove_1]

its to much pane to hav to bear to love a man u hav to share so why dont u stay im down on my knees im so tired of being lonely dont i give u wat u need when she calls u to go there is one thing u should now we dont hav to live this way stay by sugarland  

[Hiyukura]

"Your an Idiot, Im a Cat,
lets live with it"  

[onipanda379]

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!

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Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

 

[Dmisgirl]

Made up by yours truly~ ^u^
When we are little children we will play together~
When we are older children we will date each other~
When we are out of school we will marry each other~
When you cheat on me we will stay together~
When you are guilty and wanting to jump off a cliff . . . I'll be there to collect on your life insurance~
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