The Thread of Lies.

[Gess Jahd]

((I had to wake this thread up from the death - I laughed so much when I read this from here and there))

Paper is usually made of raccoon bones.  

[Ethrawl]

Surprise Butt Secks - The worst expected thing you always knew you never needed. 3nodding

Infinite in mystery is the gift of the goddess
We seek it thus, and take it to the sky
Ripples form on the water's surface
The wandering soul knows no rest

 

[Gess Jahd]

Pirates and ninjas don't actually have an epic battle against each other. It's just a myth born in the internet. mrgreen  

[Strideo]

A sea otter once made a stack of napkins over a thousand feet tall.  

[Hiddochi wolf]

A girl lost in the depths of her own confusion, she last cried out...

"Dragons are what really made the dinosaurs go extinct. "

And there she remained. Forever forgotten.

 

[Ladd Frand]

Global warming exists because of the rapid decline of pirates.  

[Aeon Deity]

cuba was actually originally called abuc  

[Gess Jahd]

Gaia Online is actually cover operation for NASA.  

[Aeon Deity]

in england we condem tea and scones  

[odiolosplatanos]

When people have sex, they always think of two midgets crapping into buckets  

[wolf_with_a_dragon]

Butterflies have been known to feast on the remains of dead fish.