Ruin My Wish game

[Eisenkrieger]

granted but as you spent all of your money on training, (thus making you poor), you have developed virtually no job skills leaving you screwed for eternity.
i wish i had a exoskeletal mecha suit that had a feasable and functioning power source. something like this but without the cables at the back, and add a few panels of armor...
 

[magic_doglover]

granted. it is so impressively advanced that the government wants it, so kills you with toxic gas and takes it.

i wish i could figure out how to phrase a wish in this thread that couldn't be ruined.  

[xukshia]

Not granted. I ruined the wish.

I wish there is world peace among humans.

 

[magic_doglover]

(lol.)

granted. everyone is now so peaceful and loving that it is absolutely sickening.

i wish that up was down.  

[xukshia]

Granted because today is opposite day. Therefore, everyone's standing on the ceiling.

I wish that there are 1000 days in a year.

 

[magic_doglover]

granted, but the average number of years people live doesn't change, so the the world quickly becomes overpopulated, and starvations runs rampant.

i wish that i could play piano.  

[Eisenkrieger]

granted. problem is, you are about to perform in front of the largest audience. ever. when somebody decides to spring load the key cover so that it slams shut, breaking your fingers. oh you still know HOW to play, you just cant.
i wish..... 42.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. you will now have to watch Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy over and over for the rest of your life.

i wish that i could enter the internet.  

[Eisenkrieger]

granted, you've been assimilated into little bits of data, but you're fragmented like my hard drive so you mean nothing. just a blip on a screen. congratulations, you died.
wish i had a larger xbox live friends list. look me up. Sideshow031  

[magic_doglover]

granted. the list becomes so long it fries your Xbox when you try to access it.

i wish that i could speak backwards fluently.  

[Eisenkrieger]

granted, but you are the only one who understands you.
i wish i had jumping stilts.
 

[magic_doglover]

granted. but you suck at using them, so you end up falling and breaking both legs.

i wish that i didn't need glasses.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

granted,you get lazer surgery and it ended horribly!

I wish i could turn my hand into a sword.  

[magic_doglover]

granted, but it only happens when you have an itch you want to scratch.

i wish that i didn't have to go to school tomorrow.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

granted, you've been moved to millitary accademy.

I wish i had pie to throw to someone...