Ruin My Wish game

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

Granted; but you lose all your other senses instead.

I wish for a rubber ducky.  

[xukshia]

Granted, but as soon as it touched water it melted, forming colorful bits of candle wax.

I wish for a live talking dog.

 

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

Granted; but it would never talk to you.

I wish for a candle that would never melt completely.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. it just keeps dripping wax without ever getting smaller, so now you got a big unpleasant mess to take care of every day or so.

i wish that sparkles rained down out of the sky constantly.  

[Eisenkrieger]

granted but you've simply gone insane and have begun to see things nonexistant.
i wish... actually lifes good. i finally got a job, i'm hanging out with my friends and playin airsoft, and i'm genuinely happy. ...

(i DO wish i had a girlfriend tough.......)  

[magic_doglover]

granted. as you wished, you got an extremely tough girlfriend, who enjoys wrestling you painfully to the ground randomly.

i wish that i understood exactly what a "date" (as in the romantically associated kind) is, or is supposed to be.  

[JTN]

Granted... Miss Amy Winehouse will be taking you out this Saturday.



I wish I had a longer lunch break.  

[magic_doglover]

((gack!))

granted. you now have one more second of it.

i wish every day was Saturday.  

[Eisenkrieger]

granted but it is the worst saturday you've ever had and it just keeps repeating, getting worse every time.
i wish i had a different algebra teacher... the one i have is a crazy psycho b***h.....  

[MusicJunky]

Granted, but the new one is way worse.

I wish i lived near the beach.  

[magic_doglover]

granted, but a tsunami comes and sweeps away everything you own, so now you're homeless.

i wish that i never had to do homework.  

[Eisenkrieger]

instead the schoolday is extended by 4 hours and your daily work load is quadrupled
i wish i could help my friends when their addictions possess them....  

[magic_doglover]

granted. you steal the things that they are addicted to, use them up yourself, so that they can't retrieve them, and become an even worse addict.

i wish that antidepressants no longer worked.  

[Eisenkrieger]

granted and everyone who depended on them commits suicide. you become increasingly saddened and since antidepressants work for nobody you kill yourself too.
i wish i owned a set of Vigoorian flails. (please, if you dont know what they are, google them before you reply so as not to appear incompetent)  

[magic_doglover]

granted. but you haven't mastered their use, so when you swing them around, you accidentally slice your jugular and dies of blood loss.

i wish i was the master of all forms of weaponry.